The Vance Difference

J.D. Vance is not a human testicle.
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[Henry-W-Schlemmer]

In your guts, you know he's nuts.

[misterflibble]

This had me prostate on the floor with laughter

[rustycherkas]

Who else is old enough to remember when "JD" stood for "Juvenile Delinquent"?

[lacteur]

Tim Walz has this in the bag. Vance will be sacked.

[jesusawalker]

Yup! They’re both NUTS!! 😂

VOTE 🗳️ BLUE!!🙏💙

[johnathanh]

"Harris is the only one in our poll with a higher positive score than a negative score."
Except the other one - Walz.

[cognitogrrl]

Oh I so NEEDED that laugh! Thank you, Stephen and Late Show writers and creators.

[chrispiccolo]

My hats off once again to the writers for this show...another instant classic.

[cherylmccloud]

Hi from Australia😊👋! Walz>"so far so good!" Hillbilli Vanilli> "SOFA? So good!"😂

[scottrubino]

That was fucking hilarious..a vancectomy, im dying😂😂😂

[mikev.]

Kudos to all of you involved in this 🤣👍

[jeffreyjeziorski]

Takes some real balls to make that ad. Meanwhile, J.D. Vance drives off in a rental truck in an ad for truck nuts.
When he sees this ad, he will be testy. If he sees it twice, he will be testes.

[nickrich]

JD Vance and Von Shitzenpantz don't stand a chance in the next election dance!🎶🕺🏻💃🏻🎶

[kristentindle]

😂😂😂😂 absolutely freaking comic brilliance!💙💙💙💙

[stevejarred]

"JD Vance! Cum on down! You're the next contestant on The Price Is Right...!" 😆🤣☺😎❣

[dana.j]

vance joining the club of trumps worst ass kissers is a big accomplishment for him .

[edwardallenthree]

Buy that writer a drink. Better yet, give them a raise.

[walterfristoe]

Amazing, I was just about to come here and make a "vas deferens" joke! 🤣

[KingOfMadCows]

Things haven't been great for Vance sofa. Maybe some good ads with a positive message couched within can help cushion his falling poll numbers.

[davidmacdonald]

As Geoff Peterson would have said: "Balls."