The Tragedy of Darth Sidious the Wide

Everything is widening as I had foreseen

[iluvalmondmilk]

“I’ve learned a terrible truth.
I think Chancellor Palpatine is a width lord”
“A WIDTH LORD?”

[jeronimoepic]

“Ironic, he could save others from width, but not himself”

[_Vengeance_]

He's the Senate because when he's in the room no one else fits in there.

[monokuma]

"The Ability To Be Wide Does Not Make You Intelligent"

[ijustworkhere]

Palpatine: “you must embrace a wider view of the force”
Anamin: “what do you mean?”
Palpatine:

[dschafar]

"Take a seat young chancellor!"

"How?"

[drewhender]

"General Grievous, you're wider than I expected"

[solaire]

me: gets widescreen monitor

everything still at default setting:

[grantwilson]

"Oh, I'm afraid the Death Star will be quite W I D E when your friends arrive..."

[shadowthegp]

Wideness leads to self-hate, self-hate leads to fear, fear leads to anger, anger leads to violence, violence leads to that extra biscuit you know you shouldn't have had

[kev._._._.]

“In the future, comedy will be randomly generated....”

[Prexal]

Kylo Ren:
"Wider..."
" *WIDER* "

[thiccobiwan]

You will never find a more wretched hive of wideness and villainy

[FatEdenus]

Anakin: you can’t kill him it’s not the Jedi way!
Mace Windu: he is too wide to be kept alive!

[epicpickles]

Grand Master Yogurt be like:

**yogurt sounds**

[himed]

Everyone: Wide Putin memes are dead

Sean Palpatine: *Hold my yogurt*

[bc]

The darkwide of the force is a pathway to many abilities that some consider to be

W I D E.

[raygunner]

Fat Face Windu: "The senate will decide your weight."
Chancellor Ovaltine: "I ate the senate!"

[echo]

The future will never understand our comedy

[diogoteixeira]

"One day i will have a new aprentice, one younger and far more wider."