V vs David (Cyberpunk)

[hididdlyhodiddly]

V spent the entire game hearing stories about how scary smasher was, comes face to face with him and the only thing he says “Fucking Adam Smasher” before absolutely violating the dude.

[XWeeking]

V effortlessly knock out David and calls Regina to fix the boy.

[ministellar]

I absolutely refuse to believe David is smarter than V.

[Arti_]

David: I have had several implants and am now suffering from cyberpsychosis. V:Cyberpsychosis?

[MythicRanger]

All you need to mention is that V is specifically contracted by Regina to nonlethally take down two dozen cyberpsychos, and then completes this task pretty easily.

[comradeconnor]

V is practically immune to cyber psychosis because his consciousness is being replaced by the chip

[manene]

V whilst actively dying, coughing up blood by the hour, and constantly passing out, managed to hijack a corpo AV while also causing a city-wide EMP, kidnapped the CEO of the biggest Corp on the planets sister, became the best street racer in night city, became the best boxer in night city, stole a fkn tank, saved the president of the NUSA, raided arasaka tower successfully, and turned adam smasher into a pile of scrap metal. Who tf is David again?

[ZAWARUDO]

Lore accurate V is an actual fucking monster. Not to mention, Silverhand's engram being a part of him makes him entirely immune to cyberpsychosis

[guidomista]

Unlike David, V actually was able to get his girlfriend out of Night City without dying

[bobsburgers]

David: You have a Sandevistan!?
V: A rudimentary implant

[Meliodas-xsjc]

David: i have cyberpsychosis
V : i have a imaginary friend

[judeau]

David: You cannot defeat me, I have the sandevistan!
V: *activates berserk*

[ricardomilos]

Dude comparing these two is like comparing an NPC to a real player, V literally glitches the entire reality around him by existing and in ps4 he's so strong his presence threatens the performance of the console

[TheUnMaka]

V can single-handedly solo the entire edgerunners crew

[supahscopezz]

I love how V takes on Cyberpsychos for a living and there's for real people who think that David would last more than 2 seconds against V. 💀

[hotaruaragami]

David is a good character, but David vs V is like throwing Ultra instinct Goku against Yamcha.

[shadowki]

David: well let's see who the real NC legend i-
V: *activates cyberware malfunction*
David: 💀

[theburningphoenix]

David: I'm gonna kick your ass!"
V: **activates Suicide quickhack**

[gawainethefirst]

David- killed by Adam Smasher.
V- Killed Adam Smasher.

[tribalturtle]

"Hax" david has like 3 implants whilst v can take at least 300 pounds of cybernetics and still feel perfectly fine