THE BEST GUITAR JOKES

_______________ THE BEST GUITAR JOKES -- As drummers, we seem to be the brunt of many a joke on the bandstand. Well, now it's time to turn the tables!!!

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Cymbal Setup From Left To Right:

All Zildjian

Hats:
16" EFX Crash on top
16" K Light Top Hat on bottom

22" Constantinople Renaissance Ride

Upside down splash stack:
Two 10" Trashformers
One 10" A Custom EFX

22" K Custom High Definition Ride

22" Constantinople Bounce Ride

Drums:
Yamaha Recording Customs

Sticks:
Vic Firth 5A

Drumheads:
Aquarian
Classic Clear on toms and snare resonant
Response 2 on toms batter
Hi-Velocity on snare batter
Regularor (Ebony) on kick resonant
Super Kick 10 on kick batter

Drumtacs Drum Muffler

TruTuner

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[johnmcchavs]

I have a very fun singer one, for your next session : how can you tell there's a lead singer at the door?

He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in

[tweetman]

Lightbulb joke update: How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one - but the whole world has to revolve around him!

[NallDave]

What's the difference between me playing guitar and a good Chiropodist?
A good chiropodist really bucks up the feet, whereas I really FxxK up the beat.

[martinvranovsky]

I'm a guitarist and I almost wet myself laughing :D :D that Stairway to Heaven joke was so hilarious! :D

[firstmusic]

I like "Pride and Joy" and I'm a drummer. *Looks downward in shame*

[brettmarlar]

You forgot a couple:
How do you get a guitarist to stop playing?
Put sheet music in front of him.
What do you throw to a drowning guitarist?
His amp!
Did you hear about the guitarist who locked his keys in the car?
Took him an hour to get the bassist out!

[jedidrummerjake]

good ones, Stephen! One of my favorites is; How do you get a guitar player to turn down his put a piece of sheet music in front of him!

[youtubeaccount-glgo]

I thought the brainstore one will end like:
So why is he guitarist brain costs so much more then the others?
It's never been used, that's why..

[Shaunsplawn]

Hey, you know what they say about keyboard players?





Nothing!

[josteinv.jordet]

Have you heard about the guitarist who died recently? He crashed his pickup into a bridge and broke his neck

[TheRealSandman]

Yes Stephen! Can we expect a bass & vocalists one as well ;)

[harveyhelms]

How many country bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, five, one, five, one...

[Fiddling_while_Rome_burns]

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a religious You can reason with a religious fundamentalist.

[curtisrobinson]

Bass player joke time:
5 string bass exists because moving up 3 frets to the root 5th was just too much work
Bassists suck at telling jokes cause their timing is off
don't expect the bass player to back you up when a fight starts...they don't want any treble
How do you know you've got good levels on stage? the BP is drooling out of both corners of his mouth
what do you call a beautiful woman on a bassist's arm? a tattoo
what do you call the bassist's GF? the guitarist's ex
what do you call a BP's who's single? homeless
and how many BPs does it take to change a lightbulb?
1-5, 1-5, 1-5

[niccarney]

0:23 it's actually 13 guitarists, and what do you call people who have out with musicians? Drumers

[Thehardrockingpunk]

Any chance of a bass player joke video, or is that too easy? (it should be noted I do play a little bass)

[jantoreholandsj]

😂 really liked the one "stairway to heaven"😂

[originalname]

As offensive I find this video guitarist

[yuuyacook]

but... i think pride and joy is a good song...

[yrussq]

The bassist is waiting for his turn on entrance exams to a musical college but he knows only open E and open A notes. He sees the guitarist is playing something like a Flight of the bumblebee on a guitar. Examination board rejects him.
-Wow! He played such a tune and has been rejected. I have zero chances.
Bassist turn.
Examiner: Please find me an E note.
Bassist hits the open E.
Examiner: You're in. Welcome to the college!
Bassist: How is that possible? The previous guy played The flight of the bumblebee and has been rejected.
Examiner: He was trying to find the E note.