Terrible Guitar Puns

[SKWITHOUTH]

Some guy said he was going to hit me with his guitar.
So I said:
"Is that a FRET?"

[juozapasjan]

How did the guitarist die?






He crashed his pickup into a bridge and broke his neck.

[markriffalo]

Alternative title : guitar dad jokes that you will use one day tyler lol

[lollipopkid]

can't believe there wasn't one about a G string

[itskennyjohnson]

The jokes get worse every time (in a good way), but it's the eyes that keep bringing me back.

[bambostarla]

I just find his expressions funny not the actual puns

[akashsahakundu]

Your guitars may leave you if you keep these puns up

[screamo]

*messes up some notes while playing the Ionian mode* - "We have a Major problem"

[istvanpogar]

I actually laughed alot...until You said A flat Minor :D
Now i am cryng:D
Made my day Tyler!!

[SaSSaBJJ]

I havent been this early since Lil Wayne got into guitar.














Thats NEVER.

[OhYeahSimulator]

You hear about the guy who made cactus guitar?

He's still plucking away to this day . . .

I'm sorry, not sorry.

[jeejee]

I get rid of all the paperwork by tearing them trought my guitar strings. I've been shredding for years now *blink blink blink*

[alexking]

God: Yo David play that one chord

David: *Plays Gsus*

God: Nice

[serleth]

A flat minor is a classic joke.

I love the door jam one, as well.

[dr.paminta]

Is this some sort of clever way to announce that you got a baby coming? Because only a true dad would come up with these grade A dad jokes

[Richie]

What's Michael Jackson's favorite chord?




A minor

Ehh?

[jojoa]

I needed this so much. My kid is tired and overwhelmed from school, we've just been doing homework together and THAT WAS MY GUITAR PRACTICE TIME! I feel empty from my guitar time being taken away, but this made it all ok again! Yay!

[zososhep]

I suppose you came up with those on your own a chord so I guess we shouldn't Fret cuz without music the world would b flat. Good thing we aren't rating these horrible puns on a scale cuz that would be a major mistake! Don't get all amped up now and go into overdrive. Maybe find a different mode? OK I'll stop now.

[MS-gl]

These are the closest things to puns I've heard today.

[luckydominguez]

After a concert i went jail for abusing A Minor while playing