Guitar Jokes

[antonsmirnov]

What's the difference between a pizza and a jazz musician?


Pizza can feed a family of four people

[laketownmusic]

Honestly the pop and jazz one made me really sad because in reality that's how it really is sometimes

[bradleybaker]

jazz musician joke is spot on and depressing lol

[xerofyme]

them jokes turned to sad truth in the end.

[saidoterodiseno]

Larry likes Jazz.
Larry supports real guitar players.
Larry is smart.
Be like Larry :)

[sexycheeseburgernameisfort]

Jazz players deserve more love

They're probably the best guitar players ever especially when it
comes to good rhythm

[TheEternalWayfarer]

- How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?
- One to change the bulb and another to play the solo.

[TOMMYBENICE]

what is bethoven doing now ? decomposing

[potatoevolution]

That slash your tires bit made me lose my shit.
XD

[naufalshidqirabbani]

Wait, so that's not how you play bass?

[youritersteege]

bass joke: why cant a bassist open a door? They either don t know when to come in or can t find the key.

[arkadye]

I know a slightly different version of the sheet music joke:

How do you get a lead guitarist to slow down?
Give them sheet music.

How do you get a lead guitarist to stop playing?
Put notes on it.

[ScratchMyAnchor]

It takes a few more guitarists than that to change a light bulb, you need a few to say they could've done it faster, better, and with a cleaner tone

[rootboycooks]

Why can't guitar players ride a bike? Not enough pedals Ba Dum Tiss!

[aseefsafwan]

I feel sad about jazz players. They're really talented. Feel sad about existence of pop musicians. They're talentless yet popular and insults heavy metal

[ruterrodrigues]

Guitarrist: *years and years of practise, multiple scales in diferent tecniques, 250bpm*
Audience: Meh... Im not impressed
Some boy who plays guitar for like 3 months: *plays 3 chords, sing about girls*
Audience: Oh my gosh, he's so amazing and talented!!! Our generation is full of talented young artists!

[TOMMYBENICE]

why was the guitar sad ? always gets picked

[cseeger]

What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?

A Drummer

[TheSpanielXD]

How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, cause there is a light and it never goes out.

[ju.h_man]

Old one:
How did the guitarist die?




He drove his pickup into a bridge and broke his neck