Best HFY Reddit Stories: Humans Are So Dense

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[marxel]

And thats why we have all the stupid Work safety laws everyone. To prevent stupid shortcuts from killing you.

[whatthehell]

I laughed out loud when I heard them say "the ants are giving us a ride"

[KingMarkus]

Kids on the playground: oh yea well yo mama so heavy I heard she put a hole in a starship just by standing still.

[GreenDude_Gaming]

This is really good and has multiple parts and I highly suggest you read them. It explores how having access to different resources caused different species to develop technologically in very different ways.

[atoriusv]

Hnnnngh Colonel. I'm trying to negotiate with these aliens, but the clap of my mag boots keeps causing diplomatic incidents!

[ktcd]

Well assuming Gerrt is in a Military Organization and at or near the bottom of it at that. Since it started with him and is going to be ending with him. What's going to be rolling down the hill probably won't be traveling all that far. Might be kind of deep though when it stops moving.

[satibel]

before watching : all other species are mostly gaseous.

[TheGosgosh]

„You are in violation of OSHA regulations. Prepare for the work safety committee, if they only tear you 2 new ones, you got off lightly.“

[slimeinabox]

Loving the brief pause after reading “antkin”
Literal names arent common in hfy.

[lupaswolfshead]

Captain HHnng on his porcelain throne.

[greanstreak]

Gerrt is going to be explaining that mistake for a while...

[nweasels]

What the hell are the ant ships made of that humans punch through like tinfoil? How do they even keep out small debris?

[randomguy]

Honestly reading the title, I couldn’t tell if it meant figuratively, or literally like we are dense and heavy

[RedRoy]

Thank you for making this, I really enjoyed it

[ZionistWorldOrder]

nice pick, story had a funny angle, me like

[NovaGirl]

Welp wonder what the punishment will be

[jollimaiahtacksworth]

Was the captain a minecraft villager or something

[qaaris]

It's not even his fault, nobody told him the harness was to make them lighter.

[clarkb]

"Yes! Yes.. I'm George McFly! I'm your *density*."
-Back To The Future

[peterwalls-qfii]

Why blame Gerrt? You court martial the pilots for gros negligence, and demote them to janitors who will not see a flight deck, except in their dreams.
What kind of pilot hits the engines for orbit, with out checking the mass they are carrying and if they have enough fuel? No super cargo, meaning that's the pilot's job as well. To make certain everything is stowed away properly.