Why You Shouldn’t Have a Pet Snake - Joe Zimmerman

Joe Zimmerman attempts to understand why someone would want a pet snake and mocks a Papa John’s Pizza promotion.


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[sanskrutipathak]

I love how casually he delivers the punchlines. It doubles the effect.

[morthomer]

Calls back on day 18:
I'd like to switch the credit card. Yes my mother's card number is...

[XIIIphobos]

Well, Pony Soprano never had the makings of a varsity horse.

[catalinacurio]

Returned home from work one day to find a huge black tank in the middle of my living room ( went right up to the ceiling), inside was a full grown Boa Constrictor, my darling son had offered to baby sit it for a few months.

[gageabdul]

Justin Timbersnake killed me for some reason XD

[abewilcox]

This reminds me of Jim Gaffigan but with a dryer delivery

[hankscorpio]

2:51 this bit right here. I literally didn’t understand what it meant as a child for years lol. 😂

[claudiasolomon]

I do enjoy dark gritty comedy from Bill Burr, Louie CK, Patrice O'Neil, Chris Rock but sometimes I need something different, something nice, comedy that's less like a harsh shot of whisky & more akin to a warm cup of coco.
Joe your act is the comedic equivalent of a warm cup of coco during a freezing winter's day❤ ☺ & I can't thank you enough

[jaysmith]

its cool how he can blink his jokes in morse code as he's saying them

[normanhowell]

Dude has a unique sense of humor. Hilarious.

[markadams]

Funny dude! Killed it at the Comedy Vault in historic downtown Buttavia.

[prompt]

"There are starving children in Africa!"
"Name one."

[TheGongzler]

This was so funny 😆 when i put my ball python on top of me laying down she feels like a weighted blanket & i feel safe & secure😍

[shohitachoudhry]

Because it's always so fun to have a snake wag it's tail when you get back home from work

[AJManol]

Excellent! Very, very funny.
But his blinking is a bit distracting 😣

[buckrogers]

He is what Doug Benson would sound like if he wasn’t stoned and had better jokes!

[benpedersen]

I thought this was a Ted Talk for a few seconds

[elsainnamorato]

He looks so cute blinking . Plus it's funny jokes. Fell in love.. 💘

[elainewood]

I know this is comedy but cat bites can get pretty nasty. My mom was hospitalized for over a week due to infection from a cat bite. Dogs also cause way more injuries than any other pets yet we all have them! Also, the burmese problem in Florida didnt happen because of pet owners releasing their snakes, it was a reptile facility that got destroyed during a storm.

[JosephKarg]

There is no one better than Joe. I'll fight anyone that says different, including Joe. :)