BREAKING: HEALTHCARE CEO ASSASSINATED

#health #healthcare #politics

[totablezeus]

His bullet wound was a preexisting condition and his claim was denied

[Demagora]

What a disgusting crime. You can't just leave trash on the sidewalk like that.

[toothbrushlord]

on a completely unrelated note for anyone listening, the nestle ceo believes water is not a human right, again completely unrelated but good to know

[karaltar]

If there is still good left in America the suspect will never be found.

[ToMPaSHKoV]

If this guy is caught, he's going to be the first person to ever become a billionaire from a GoFundMe campaign.

[cassidystarchild]

My condolences to the families of everyone who had a loved one die because they were denied healthcare insurance.

[albedougnut]

Given that United just denied me a claim this morning for preventative care that I need, I feel like this is karmic justice ngl.

[romanr]

Breaking news. As a growing number of ceos are worried to be shot in the streets republicans now advocate for stricter gun laws

[bump.harris]

Thoughts and prayers... to all the people whose insurance claims have been denied by United Healthcare

[coleevans]

A $10K reward won't even cover my insurance deductible.

[Yvädastra]

It says a lot that no one is sad about this.

[xantares]

Imagine ripping off millions of people in a country that has 1.2 firearms per person.

[RadiantBard]

Prior authorization needed for thoughts and prayers

[arcturionblade]

What's the deductible on the world's tiniest violin?

[ViolentOrchid]

'People are scared', literally no one is scared unless their a insurance company CEO.

[MrBioWhiz]

Oh no, corpos being reminded they aren't untouchable.

How tragic.

[DrFaust-prvw]

The only lesson the insurance companies will take away from this is that they should spend more money on security.

[rainemccandless]

Remember, if you see the suspect on the street today, no you didnt.

[Mordakar]

"Did he have any known enemies..." Yeah, probably about 50 million of them.

[kenmonger]

Oh no! Not the CEO of a health insurance corporation!

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