The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime

Why can't I just take anything I want though?

Twitter/Instagram: @TheRyanGeorge

Other videos of mine:

The First Guy To Ever Take A Vacation

The First Guy To Ever Commit a Crime

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[RyanGeorge]

I'm on Instagram and Twitter too - did you know that? I didn't.

[LordAzimar]

Makes prison sound like an adult version of “go to your room”

[hecticdmc]

"I think you found a loophole" *ANOTHER PERSON* "Hi, I'm going to walk up and down every street in town looking for people doing bad stuff. When I find someone, I'll bring them back here for you to put in that room."

[notmychairnotmyproblem]

"Put you in a room" is so funny to me. Idk why.

[RtxtDriver]

I Love how Ryan has created a Rich universe in which modern civilisation (cities, smart phones, air travel) all exists but only now are concepts like law and order, sarcasm, vacations, and gift wrapping have just started to appear.
Also all the humans look suspiciously similar....

[dannybenhur]

"The first guy to ever" series are pitch meeting for real life things...That's great..

[johnbrown]

I like how prison is literally just time out for adults

[TheMixCurator]

This is how I imagine Canadian's arguing when someones stolen something.

[richard]

Creating loopholes around the justice system is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Remember. It's only a crime if you get caught.

[charlierashi]

Another person: “If you pay me, I will try and find reasons to minimise the amount of time you spend in that room”

[dexil]

Is it just me or did the Ryan George who stole the hat look better in it than the Ryan George who owned it?

[nightwolfjr.]

Putting people in "rooms" in the USA is:

*Super easy, barely an inconvenience*

[ttzm]

I'm a law student and this was basically my first year of study summed up in two minutes.

[Buphido]

"Oh yeah I think we just created a new problem."
"Let’s give that problem a name first so it’s easier to tell people why they have to be put in a room."
"Ok, so if someone took my hat without being put in a room I would cry, so lets call it cry-me."
"You would cry if somebody took your hat? Also cry-me isn’t even grammatically correct."
"You‘re right, let‘s call it crime instead."
"That doesn‘t even make sense."
"It‘s agreed then!"
"Ok..."

[apparentlad]

As someone who has taught elementary school, this is literally every day

[nse]

that’s that’s that’s my hat”

“This?”

“Yes, that’s belongs to me”


“No this is my hat I have it on my head”

Kindergarten wrapped up in a few sentences 😂

[TheGEARGUY]

“ I think we just created a brand new problem...” Whoops! Whoopsies!

[JohnTaylor-fhet]

You are amazing Ryan. Thanks for the chuckles.

[theauspiciouslamb]

"thats my property, i own it"

"You're probably just imagining that"

Communism intensifies