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[touchdom]

"That's the sound of me answering my own question."
I love that, gotta find a way to use it somewhere

[ReverendTed]

To be fair, "pilot deemed unnecessary" starts to make more and more sense the more he talks. He wasn't doing anything pilot-related and didn't know where he was or where he was headed.

[Trainer_A_vids]

The fact that the military 1 YEAR LATER actually lost an f35 is hilarious to me

[julioputra_]

"Pilot deemed unnecessary" That's the most sassy joke pulled by that F-35

[inductivegrunt]

"Pilot deemed unnecessary" is the best phrase I've ever heard from an aircraft ever.

[raidenthenctzenwithinsomni]

"It's the sound of me answering my own question" is one of the absolute BEST punchlines I've ever heard.

[joshf.]

The most subtle 911 joke I have ever heard blasted out in a second.

[gent]

This has the same energy as “I’m at soup”

[thatpersonsmith]

"what's that sound?"
"It's the sound of me answering my own question" is a very underappreciated comeback

[micahjones]

"What direction was it going?"
"Forward."

[betabesta]

Lockheed Martin after realizing the f-35 is so stealthy that even the US government couldn't find it:

[chillycharizard]

This is unironically impeccable comedy writing
Edit: To everyone saying "No it isn't" comedy is subjective and we are allowed to disagree, don't expect me to respond.

[peloovella]

“It’s the sound of me answering my own question” totally got me

[charlietheturdil]

"I put it on autopilot it'll land itself eventually"
"That's not how autopilot works."

[i_make_beats]

"What direction was it going?"

*forwards*

[notaclass-d]

"Pilot deemed unnecessary" is probably one of the scariest things you can read in a plane

[scpWyatt]

The biggest war crime this man committed was not getting fries with his double cheese Goliath w/ extra cheese smh no wonder he was deemed unnecessary

[THEOPDESTROYER]

"do you know which direction you were flying?"
"that way"

[AlexanderWaites-ju]

"No. I just said it was a double with extra cheese" is insanely funny


Thank you for the likes

[goblinsrevenge]

Got to give credit to the plane's designers.
Certainly works as a stealth plane if people had a hard time finding it.