server of weird superpowers

[RenderingUser]

This loop is beyond perfect. Even made the loop exactly plot relevant

[Enneamorph]

“Do you know. What the word ‘UNLIMITED.’ Means.”

Is an excellent response

[Avrageanim]

"And it's impossible for me to trespass because i never step FOOT on private property" bro's got a point 💀

[BayGamerTV]

“What about that guy?”
“He has the power to project a video of Sheldon beating up unicorns for exactly 31 minutes and 32 seconds while holding a trash bin referencing JJK on days that start with the letters on said trash can”

[crimsondragon]

The rat guy be like “I don’t know if there’s a limit, but no sense in not trying to find it.”

[PRESIDENT_LEMON]

“She has a 99% critical hit chance on Tuesdays while holding an empty beer can” Ah just like my dad

[Hawg_Dawg]

Dave miller in the back deleting people’s textures is such a Dave thing to do

[lilyharris]

“I’m gonna steal your textures old sport”

[alexegbert]

Badger back at it with the rare, actually clever loop

[titanictnt]

That first guy would actually be god tier at traversing a minefield.

[Magevast]

I feel like the Freddy fazbun guy would be a lethal killer if given a musket or a crossbow.

[TJSuper_mk]

can confirm, it is in fact Tuesday and she was holding an empty beer can

[fruitpunch_samurai_g]

The 99% chance of a crit holding an empty beer can on a Tuesday is the most Midwest superpower I’ve ever heard

[andrewclark]

That crit hit on a Tuesday while holding a beer can is just a straight up Stand Ability

[Hoodie_REBORN]

Bready Fazbun would annihilate if he had a flintlock and speed cola

[nathanwoodland]

"hold on lemme just cover up my mouth" *holds hand so hard*

[Twistshock]

Hear me out, smaller ketchup bottles.

[Xil_Gon_Give_It_To_Ya]

"Every full moon, that guy's voice gains autotune and reverb by 1% every 15 minutes."

[pessoaaleatoria]

"99% Crit chance when holding a empty beer can on a Tuesday"
Drunken Step Dad Technique

[grantharriman]

The loop being canon is the best idea I have ever seen in this format, and this does it well