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[AmazingAutist]

"Hello, are you interested in both riding a motorcycle and playing a piano?"

— Yamaha

[ihavetowaitdaystochangem]

Wait till Badger figures out that Texas Instruments helped make the Javelin Missile into a thing

[Confronaion]

Correction: The GAU-8 isn't on the A-10. The A-10 is attached to the GAU-8.

[Falney]

Toasters can neutralise people too. The forbidden bath bomb.

[josephrichardson]

The guy reading the washing machine manual sounds like he's had to explain it for the one hundredth time, and twitch chat's acting like twitch chat.

[Brenhydra]

"Toasters, Machine Guns, it's all just engineering."

500 IQ quote

[Assaultive]

One spins to clean
One spins to cleanse

[MetagrossVSwablu]

Honeywell makes both air conditioners and Nuke storage systems

[FriedrichTheGreatest]

"Y'all want a tractor?" -Lamborghini

[ClonedGamer]

"This one removes stains. This one creates them."

[namelessnavnls]

General Electric really said "All our products gonna

[youreafan]

“Yes that one spins to make something clean, that one spins to make something disappear it’s really not that complicated” got me rolling

[garyhulk]

"One clean clothes and the another one clean zones"

[Lancersilva]

“It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s Lockheed Martin.”

[calvinwithun]

"Capotalism is... weird!"

Never have I heard a more concise and accurate summarization of Capitalism

[GoodVolition]

"If it spins it wins" - GE probably

[borisrozental]

"one spins to make things clean, and one spins to make things disappear" probably the best quote ever about GE

[theanchorshat]

"This one cleans the sheets. *That* one cleans the streets."

[nickname]

General Electric: look what we got




Samsung: 💀💀💀💀

[catherineclay]

That one spins to make something clean that one spins to make something disappear got me dieing