WEIRD Things Only AMERICA Does

[vBrandtKidsv]

*Any medicine ad ever* : "side effects may include, nausea, vomiting, migranes, lung collapse, brain defects, blindness, nuclear infections, and most common, death."

[xindi.]

Side Effects Include:
Death, death, suicidal thoughts or action, death, death, death, and heart attack. The most common side effect is death.

[eleanor]

Side effects include:
Death,
A fate worse than death,
A fate worse than a fate worse than death

[imcooked]

Sniperwolf: Why they have a gap at the bottom of the bathroom stall?
Me: Idk.
My mind: At least I can escape if I get stuck.

[ivylou]

Weird things only America does: start war with Iran

[Benny_]

Lia: "I got ice in my booty crack I'm not trying to have it in my drink too."

Me:😂🤣

[TomSmith-qprt]

The reason why America we have big gaps in the bathroom stalls is because if someone passes out they can easily grab you and if someone has to mop the floor instead of opening the door, they can mop through the gap

[snowriver]

In France we say “ZED” not “ZEE” but we say “ZEE” when we’re in our English class

[emzy]

Lia:in other countries people don't take coffee to go
Starbucks drive thru's: aM i A jOkE tO yOu??

[diya]

In my preschool we had stalls for 2 people. The conversation went like this:
"Hi"
"Hey"
"Are you pooping or peeing"
"Im Pooping. How about you?"
"Im also pooping."
"ok"
*awkward silence*
"soo.. who's class are you in?"
"I'm in ms sheryl's class"
"cool, im in ms kathrine's class."
*other person flushes toilet and goes away*
*you thinking if you said something wrong that made her go away.*

[Slytherinforlife]

Im from the uk and can confirm that i was shocked when I discovered that Americans actually do these things, especially the pj one because over here we have a very strict school uniform policy.

[shankipea]

Me at a restaurant: takes sip of water

Waiter: DoNt Be ShY tAKe soMe MoRe!

[jennifernakatani]

Ice cream: "you got so much to choose from"
shows just Vanilla but about 50 boxes all Vanilla

[fijimadi]

*I GOT ICE IN MY BOOTYCRACK I DONT NEED ICE IN MY DRINK*

She literally killed me this i why I love watching her

[lizbi_makesart]

Y’all got those toilets, over here in Mexico they don’t even get close to the roof, but the bottom is alright, but lucky you guys don’t have a window next to the stall, once a boy peaked into the girls bathroom and snook a pic of a girl, she reported them and they got suspended

[AdzVitto]

*America : U turn around u see starbucks, U turn right around u see starbuck*
*Uk : Drives 5 hours to find a star bucks*

[scottyeh]

Everyone: *doing jokes*
Me: *talking why ssniperwolf is the reason why my quarantine is going great*

[ggsmokek]

US: *Bans black current fruit stuff*
That one teacher: *NO NO NO PALMAGRAMETS*

[victoriaPETAL]

The language of Lia
Grandma: Barbara/Gertrude
Boy: Billy
Women:Karen
Girl: Ashley

[sunnymist_wc]

The reason why we have gaps in between the bathroom stalls and the floor in America is because, if someone passes out and the stall door is locked somebody can easily squeeze into the stall and get them out quickly.