Zombie Melee Weapon Recommendation

This specific Bec de Faucon Poleaxe can be found here:

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[carlsjolund]

What a distinguished zombie annihilating gentleman

[remainprofane]

“And if you need to gain access to a building, well…”
Neighbor: “honey he’s right outside the window again”

[Pachitaro]

Pointy Stick +
-No ammo required
-Really cool

[SoniWyd]

Now I see how supermans disguise works

[floopsfooglie]

Imagine surviving months, barely getting by, you lost your group, food’s low, water’s even worse. One day you hear a commotion, you run to see this man in perfect clean clothing with loafers and glasses on, absolutely crushing a horde with that hand-in-pocket stance

[TheNarrator]

This is the guy in the office who is very passionate about one specific thing.

[brennabb]

"Sir this is a Wendy's drive thru"

[gregc.]

He's convinced that he's holding the best zombie defense weapon that has been or will ever be thought of. I admire the dedication he has to the cause. As you can see...this man spared no words or effort in his quest to drive this apocalypse prep-changing point home. His biggest surprise, however, will be on Z-Day when he rips his clothes off to expose the cape and the big "S" on his chest he's been hiding from everyone at the Daily Planet all this time.

[phoenixaearth]

I didn’t know I needed a man in suspenders to tell me the ideal weapon for a zombie apocalypse but this is a good vibe

[Cheesepuff]

I love the visual of this guy calmly fighting zombies with a medieval pole hammer

[Villenueve]

So nice of Clark Kent to teach us about this tip

[ArchknightAlpha]

Honestly, never thought I'd see a weapons demonstration from a man wearing a collared shirt and tie but here we are.

[GhostOfSnuffles]

Only a true gentleman understands the importance of a well pressed suit and a medieval pole arm during a zombie apocalypse.

[williamedge]

When your accountant goes off on a wild tangent

[Centurion]

What I don’t understand about most zombie movies and games is how every military on planet earth has somehow been defeated but teenagers and people with 0 combat training somehow survive the longest

[petrfedor]

"The perfect weapon doesn´t exist."
The perfect weapon:

[swanletsecondchannel]

Imagine it's a zombie apocalypse and this man just becomes a door to door sales man

[natas]

You know we're in trouble when Clark Kent starts giving zombie apocolypse advice...

[BlazeDoesSomething]

This is the most convincing pitch I've ever heard

[popcornpop_]

A man in formal overalls using a melee weapon, did not ever expect to cross that one off my bucket list