Five Minutes of Dad Jokes on Dock Tok

enjoy 5 minutes of dad jokes #dadjokes #docktok

[matthewmiller]

Me in my head, "I'm gonna remember that one"
Forgets instantly.

[simon]

The invisible man marrying the invisible woman? I don't see that happening.

[mcalvrd]

These are the best Dad jokes AND the best tellers even more. It's their voice tone, and their faces... priceless.

[simon]

Elevator music should be uplifting, but can get you down at times.

[HundredSlot]

Daniel being cute for no reason lmaoo
"Oatmeal"
"Breakfast"
More of him pleasee

[daledoe-baggins]

This is exactly how I want my retirement to be!😂

[josie]

"At the end of the day, it's night" is fantastic

[danielturchan]

The Forrest Gump one took me a solid SECOND but then had me DYING 😂

[socloseher]

Dad jokes are my favorite, and the delivery on these—high quality. Thank you for making me laugh this morning!

[peterpiper]

I met a woman last week and we went back to her place and got intimate.
After we finished, we were lying on the bed and she said
"I've got a confession to make...I used to be a Christian."
"No problem, " I said " that doesn't matter at all."
That's good to know" she said, " I much prefer being a Christine."

[CasperJLT]

No one gonna mention the funny ways he keeps holding the mug

[greenclean]

Five minutes of random outburst, sore abs and total oblivion to the worlds state. This is Gold!

[PSDJ]

I got fired from my job at the calendar factory for taking a day off

[ianblack]

The funniest thing here is his sun glasses, look like he's been welding 😂

[anthonyrogers]

My parents invited me to have breakfast with them at noon. They said we were having eggs and bacon, but when I got there they were serving steak and turned out to be a brunch of lies

[ellisonhamilton]

That bar joke is too true. I can't count the number of times I've had the same experience AND often someone has changed my house completely.

[PhilistineTheArtLuvr]

Remember this one: I used to play water polo but I had to stop, I couldn't go on. My ponies kept on drowning.

[hotrodray]

Pessimist says the glass is half empty.
Optimist says the glass is half full.
Mechanical engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

[shaneh]

First time to hear Daniel get to voice in on one. It was over, or under, my head, but good to hear him talk for a change.
Hello, Daniel! Good to see you on the dock.

[DiscipleofVenser]

When I was kid, my Dad took me fishing. I asked if I could use the shrimp for bait. Told me to stop being shellfish.