Friday Favorites-Best Dad Jokes

[geody]

I don't know about anyone else, but I don't come out of the bathroom until I'm Finnish.

[MrJoecool]

I told my Rabbi that I have an overwhelming desire to live forever and asked if he had any advice - he replied - "get married" -
"Will I live forever I asked...!" - he replied - "No - but it will take away the desire...!"

[duskobajs]

Some people think prison is one word, but to robbers, it's the whole sentence

[zcvxjyn]

What did Sean Connery say when his book fell off the shelf? “I have no one else to blame but myshelf.”

[jasonrodgers]

No, when you’re going into the bathroom, you’re Russian. When you come out, you’re Finnish.

[silverdrumvideo]

Did you hear the joke about the rope?
I’ll skip it.

Did you hear the joke about the hole in the wall?
I’ll fill you in later.

Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.

[SpeedDemon]

I was reading a horror story in braille lastnight, but I had to put it down as I felt like something scary was about to happen.

[utubepunk]

Don't forget, when you really have to go, you're Russian.

[kojikicklighter]

I keep trying to sneeze and fart at the same time, but it just shuts off the power.

[macdadstromboli]

When a chef graduates from culinary school. Does he take an entrée level position?

[tomasusan]

The first screenshot joke was unexpectedly funny to me

[timmay]

CLEAN JOKES !
And office safe too ( when women are not around anyway )

Practically unheard of For while anyway

AND I LIKE IT 👏👏👏👍👍👍

[jnesrh]

Love dropping some of these at work. Great job fellas! 👏⚔💪

[daisymeadow]

Im getting sick of these cold calls!! loved it, sneezed, coughed and hung up!!

[JoyFleet]

It's great being old enough to brag that your Supreme lvl of skills from your life experiences is what makes dad jokes the best

[innocentokoh]

The walk from the bar "staggering" joke was epic!!!

[robberlingieri]

Haha love the maps one and roof one. That’s my shit lol.

[HunterBidenCocaineBag]

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. He said it was tough to read.

[Wonkzzilla]

What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here, and i'll go on ahead.

[Rosie_C]

The screenshot got me good. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣