Friday Favorites-Best Dad Jokes

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[invisibilianone]

Midget fortune teller escapes from prison.
Headlines the next day:
"SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE"

[combatwombat]

My wife said sex whilst on holiday is always better than when at home. That wasn't a nice postcard to receive.

[UncleTimTheHermit]

I would love to have a friend and all we do is sit on a dock and not laugh at each other's jokes.

[GrumbleDogg]

Can't blame Cinderella from running from the ball, I mean heck... her coach was a pumpkin.

[differenceispreadin]

The aeroplane joke flew right over my head, I am afraid.

[davidcallinicos]

I couldn't remember where I threw my boomerang. But it came back to me.

[rich]

I spent all night wondering why my bedroom kept getting brighter. Then it dawned on me.

[spudsmckenzie]

Everyone liked the mushroom. He was really a fun-gi.

[LuckyHeather]

You cant beat them. Dad jokes are the best. 🤣🏆

[stehicksonk]

I find it funny they tell jokes and they always keep a straight face 🤣

[DarksouIjah]

What does an optimist and a pessimist have in common? They both think life cannot get any better.

[billstout]

Last night I wore my clown pajamas to bed. I slept funny all night.

[thomasrobertson]

Just to much Fun with you guys...thank you for sharing this information with us all God bless you Brothers

[kennethknott]

My wife and I told our kids that from now on she is going to be the dad, and I am going to be the mom. We just feel the need to be transparent.

[alonebreak]

I ask a friend why does the north pole is so cold..

He said probably because its ice-O-lated

[BrentonCMB]

I still miss my ex… but my aim is improving.

[carolemoore]

I love you guys!!! I love your cups of snow 😁

[Nightwolf]

I took part in axe throwing competition today. Axe-idents were unavoidable.

[sunniglover]

Three men were trapped on a deserted island. One saw something shiny In the sand so he brushed the sand off and a genie popped out. He says, “I’m really old boys and so I’m just granting the 3 of you 1 wish each. They think about their wishes and say “ok, thats fair” guy # 1 wishes to have a mansion in Malibu living his best life . Guy # 2 wishes to be with his daughter on her wedding day . Guy #3 Wishes he had his friends back.

[damienryan]

Great jokes, i don't care if you repeat some they still crack me up, keep them coming