Edgelord Tries to Ruin a New Player's Game (RPG Horror story)

Edgelords are annoying, even to experienced D&D players. But what happens when one gets their claws into a new player? Will the our protagonist be able to save their friend? Or will they be doomed to become this edgelord's next victim? Enjoy!

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[SamA-cwbe]

Ooh this is my story! Congrats on 100 subs! I’m honored i could be the story you chose to celebrate it :D

[shinrafugitives]

This guy is what we would call a "pizza cutter" edge lord. All edge, no point.

[ghosfox]

Squidward being a military vet is now my new headcannon.

[Zthewise]

Larry sounds like the guy who kills all the npcs in Skyrim and then get mad the game is boring after it.

[perspectivedetective]

No lie, a game centered around a traveling circus or carnival that's all made up of badass warriors and heroes who entertain townsfolk by day and slay monsters by night sounds like a bunch of fun.

[Juju]

The character Arc of Tom, from "Maybe killing everyone is the good way" to "Roleplay is the right way" is *chef kiss*

[nardopolo]

Squidward being a pstd riddled veteran..makes sense.

[jasonjason]

Larry clearly has never heard of Tai Lee, otherwise he'd know not to mess with the deceivingly deadly sunshine circus girl.

[Deathmageddon]

>"She didn't do anything!"
>"I sit in the corner."

[HamiGirl]

"I'm actually using the power of Ki to transform your girlfriend into my girlfriend" that really got me lmaoooo

[ryansparks]

Larry: Monk's not a real class
Every Monk main: bold words for someone in stunning range

[crystalhydra]

"If Mii doesn't use her swords to kill him, I'm gonna Die"

Me: "I'm waiting for the down side"

[scepticalhyenas]

_"Its not fantasy unless it's got dragons"_
*...And it's not a shower unless its got water and soap physically touching skin. But anyways.*

[liveslie-cat-lie]

I am now picturing a dragon sleeping on piles of golden play buttons

[punishedbearzerker]

I love how edgelord is an expert at DnD, to the point where he'll berate people over not optimizing their characters but he thinks killing the quest givers to get the reward money is the best way to make a profit, instead of completing the quest gaining XP and looting the dungeon/quest area and any enemies that cross then *and then getting the reward money on top of that*.

[chrispham]

So the Edgelord mocked OP at the start, teasing that his class will be the most useless, doubled down on his bullshit, but turn out to be the most useless player in there.

[cherrypopscile]

Jokes on you, my girlfriend is actually a 18th century Prussian military officer named Frederick Von Volkvan Wilhelm III, and is unimpressed by katanas

[DeathlyDrained]

I love making what I call, "Reverse Edgelord" characters. They look super edgy, with the dark cloths, dark eye-liner and everything. But when someone talks to them, they become super bubbly and happy.

[CrowePerch]

"They're only a class because Gygax thought Bruce Lee movies were cool!"

Is this supposed to a reason? A complaint? They're good fucking movies! Besides what's scarier than the guy, in a world of swords and crossbows, who decides to walk out and beat ass with his bare fists?

[ResidentEvilFan]

Honestly forgot this was a horror story. The tale OP told was so engaging and emotional I completely forgot the problem player existed til the end