I’m using the watch dogs one tonight a dinner. Hopefully I’ll have ‘em howling. 🥁I’ll see myself out.
ellenswartz
That Google hoke was savage. I'm going to remember that one. 💀
macksonamission
if your normal airplane jokes dont land, its time to just wing it.
DarthZ
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Darth-Vater
I swerved to avoid hitting a rabbit the other day
I missed it by a hare
wesvan
0:13 I was thinking "please say it, please say it" and you did!
BmanTheChamp
I figured the airplane jokes wouldn’t be funny because they are WAAAAY over people’s heads…
rodwyr
Gor the following, speak the words as though you have a lisp:
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique (you sneak) up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame (same) way!
Told to me by my 73 year old boss! I sure miss y'all, Bill III & Bill IV.
lourias
Here is one I came up with myself. Works for Harry Potter fans only, though:
"How does a delivery boy calm down a snake?" – "He speaks Parcel tongue"
creativetraininghacks
It's the vacuum that you don't see coming that gets you. Jesus is worth a shot and God dang it he can save you... It is hard but he is not out ta qill ya. And no hangover.😊
duaneburrisate
‘Why is that so hard’?
‘That’s what she said’.
💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
dr.OgataSerizawa
Your airplane jokes can't seem to get off the ground.
davidhensley
I've been trying to come up with good jokes about airplanes... but I can't get any of them to land correctly... (REPLY) Stop trying to make them about the 787...
sephraqsempai
All over the world, ☎ dad jokes have something in common.
They're not funny, but they're funny. 🎢
DAD, Don't joke Please!
