Friday Favorites- Best Dad Jokes

[chazm]

That was the only shih-tzu joke that ever made me laugh.

[derekmanuel]

You hear about the scarecrow that won an award?

He was outstanding in his field.

[jeremykraenzlein]

My favorite part of science is the rotation of the Earth. It really makes my day!

My least favorite part is atoms. I just can't trust them. They make up everything!

[ramoncalvo]

I used to be addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers, but I quit cold turkey

[noelballantine]

I got a new car for the wife. Best swap i ever made

[Joseph-tfhu]

I got a fortune cookie with no paper in it. It was unfortunate.

[JohnDrummondPhoto]

On March 14, "Pi Day". I was going to joke about the area of a circle. But I didn't, because puns about π r².

[andregeorges]

I sent a text message to my wife telling: "i'll be there in 5 minutes. If not, please read that message again"

[BVLR.]

What type of music are balloons afraid music 😎

[BmanTheChamp]

Have you heard the joke about the bed? No? Well that's because it hasn't been made yet.

[worker-wfem]

You know the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

One’s a superhero. The other is a simple command

[rr]

If you make another breakfast pun, you’re TOAST 🍞 😅😂🤣

[aaronlopez]

This legendary men will be first ballot Dad jokes hall of fame members.

[katemiller]

Ahhh I do love a good Dad joke, delivered well.

[amandabahma]

Why did the tire get fired from his job cause he couldn’t handle the pressure lol 😂

[jeffjohnson]

When does a joke become a dad joke??? When it's fully groan.

[flammableanimal]

"I haven't talked to my wife in seven years." Too funny.

[winkfinkerstien]

Did you hear about the skunk that showed up in church?
It sat in it's own pew...

[huwpickrell]

A circle has an infinite amount of sides / points so that little triangle can go eat some humble pie 😂

[ilghiz]

I like the way the seasons change and they are just there as if nothing happening