Asians At Buffets

When Asians go to buffets, we don't go there to have a good time, We go there to eat them out of business.

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[zakariaali]

"It means expensive. I'll take 5."
Most Asian thing I've heard all day.

[random_person_on_the_net]

The amount you eat always has to be more then the cost of the buffet ( Basically every asian parent logic)

[birgio]

"Look at the people get rice. Stupid"

As a kid with traditional Chinese parents I cannot stress the accuracy of this single line

[SBahamondes]

My parents never taught me how to handle myself at a buffet and I do all of this by sheer Asian instinct 😂😂😂

[Rhayvhenn]

This is actually me at a buffet
Its not about getting full, its about sending a message.

[Koyangi]

Asian parents will make sure you're hella fed, ask why you're not eating more when you're full, and then call you fat all in the same day. 😭

[justjared]

My Chinese uncle got kicked out of a buffet. He was in there for 4 hours. This video is a FACT.

[kateemma]

I once watched a four foot nothing, maybe 80 years old, little Chinese grandmother absolutely annihilate a buffet. Cheap stuff? Ignored. Fresh seafood and steak? Demolished. She was already there when we entered and still there when we left. I’m pretty sure I saw her take about a dozen power naps in the two hours we were there. I have never been so impressed by anyone else in my life.

[DrWizardMother]

I went to grad school with a LOT of Koreans. They took me to a sushi buffet for lunch once. My friend told me that I should not eat the rice on the sushi…that way I could eat more of the fish. I was too embarrassed to do that though. I just couldn’t look at the guys clearing the table with loads of rice left on the plates.

[carolinebertagliacampanhol]

“Look at that people getting rice, STUPID”

I can definitely relate as a Brazilian at Brazilian steak houses, watching the people filling up their plates with rice and salad

[Wally-]

This ain’t a skit. It’s a guide. This is pretty much how it’s suppose to go.

[gaelsifuentes]

The fact that he actually set a six hour timer is hilarious. 😂

[possiblyaperson]

Steven's dad, " eat more king prawn, eat more steak!"

Also Steven's dad: "why you so fat?"

[afterlife]

I used to go to a Buffet in a casino with one of my friends families who’s Vietnamese. This is disturbingly accurate. Of course being Italian I could always eat more than them.

[veronicaadair]

Thank you for this. My Mom was a Southern woman and was a pure sweetheart. However, go to a buffet, especially an Asian one and this was her! My Dad would always complain about Mom and how many plates of crab legs she would eat. Dad was getting as many shrimp as he could. Then when no one could eat any more - Mom would wrap up eggrolls in napkins and stuff them in her purse for later.
Thank you for the laugh and also the memories.

[charitykidd]

Oh my gah!! Tell me no one heard the “Who do you think I am, Warren Buffet?” 😂 😂 😂

[aewtx]

My uncle once ate at a buffet so long they asked him to leave.

Btw, pro tip: Go during the tail end of the lunch hour, so you pay lunch price, but you're there for the dinner food, which is more expensive. It's the Asian way.

[PaulThomas-qbcx]

I know this is meant as comedy, but I actually wanna eat buffet strategically with a mentor like this!

[bbbcid]

This is truth. I used to go to a lunch buffet with a group of Asians at work. I'd have three plates and skip dinner. They'd have six plates and complain the buffet was out of mussels. This was on an hour lunch, with a ten minute drive to and from the buffet.

[zurcyro]

"Round two" was the most accurate thing I have ever heard in my life. My mother and I calculate the time it takes for the seafood to be cooked and refilled, and then take a break, then go to round two.