John Pinette - Chinese Buffet 'You here four hour!'

The late John Pinette in his best known stand up

[phiinblade]

"You scare my Wife!" Has always killed me 🤣

[suestabile]

I can watch the same
skits over & over
& still laugh
God love him.🙏

[ntt]

Rest in Peace, my friend. Thanks for the laughs.

[vanfoster]

"Son of a bitch still here....look, he go again." Absolutely, positively one of the funniest skits I've ever seen.

[shaungriffin]

I completely forgot about John Pinette until I saw this on tic tok. Then I found out he passed away in 2014, well that how life is here one second and gone in the twinkling of an eye.

[baker]

He act was funny and I wish he was still around, we lost a great comic and a great human being. RIP John....

[jeanfoisy]

I soooo miss John Pinette...taken too soon and the comedy went with him...

[lightgrey]

been sitting in this Chinese buffet eating like I hadn't been in years 😂😂 couldn't stop thinking YOU EE FOUA AUA

[hookahb]

I have been quoting this bit for decades...GD he was funny!

[uppercut]

This is one of my favorite comedy bits

[brotherjoeradosti]

You go, and never come back. Thanks big guy!

[stephaniedaniel]

He's at the heavens wok on the sky....for four millyon yeas

[johnvanegmond]

Ha! "You scare my wife." I lived in Thailand for two years. One of the funniest things I remember was little kids being afraid big fat white American women would eat them. Little kids being afraid isn't funny. What made it funny was how these 250lb+ women would be outraged when it happened. I spoke Thai so I could calm the kids down, "They don't eat kid, they eat water buffalo." Then I'd point around and ask, "Do you see any kway? They ate them." The kids would bust up laughing. I didn't translate to English though. I weighed 160 and was afraid of these big galls too!!! Lol.

[robertcorbell]

I just came here after listening to buffet horror stories on YouTube. Plus I always love doing this bit for my little nephew who always gets a kick out of the accent.

[Ezekiel-rvpe]

I remember me and my family watching this together when i was a kid( late 80s or early 90s) the whole family laughed so hard to this 😂😂😂!!

[empirical]

One of the funniest routines I've ever seen!

[utubecenseorstruth]

how do you know when you are really fat? When the owner of the all you can eat restaurant meets you at the door with a baseball bat.

[BxCortez]

who hasten used this line once or twice in their life

[jameylane]

Once of the funniest, albeit politically incorrect (who cares) bits of all time.

[dominickpalmer]

I love thier accent when they speak English.