The Trump Bible Translation

YUGE NEWS! There's a new Donald Trump Version of the Bible, and we've got the exclusive clip of Trump reciting his favorite verses.

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[elf]

"Not the fake news like CNN. They're terrible, folks. They're terrible." LOL 🤣

[TheStarshipGarage]

I wanted him to read the part in Joshua where Jericho's walls came down "Let me tell you folks, that wall was flimsy and sad. Not at all like my wall"

[michaeldavidnvitales]

I’m surprised he didn’t quote “Our citizenship is in heaven… as long as we enter heaven legally.” -Philippians 3:20-21 📖 🇺🇸

[damian_cross]

Jesus said to the woman "Nor do I condemn thee. Some people might, I've heard very bad things some people said you were a horrible person. Not me, I wouldn't do that. Go and sin no more."

[RockOnDad]

Great stuff! A few they missed: "And Nehemiah said to the people: 'Let's make Israel great again.'" "And Hilary was thrown out of the window and eaten by dogs. I mean Jezebel, Jezebel folks. Hilary still has her payday coming." "Now the man Moses was very humble, more than any man who was on the face of the earth, and Donald Trump is his close second. We can call it a tie, it's a tie."

[nunziocombattelli]

Lyin’ Lucifer is exactly what Trump would name him.

[kathyshell]

LoL "vengeance is mine on my first day back in office, sayeth Donald Trump " 😁 😁😁 Yep

[tvvpjie]

This guy is so funny and is a great impersonator. He has Trumps voice and mannerisms down!

[gold]

This DT impression is dang good. Well done, BB, doing God’s work. XD

[joshuarosenwald]

Lets make the bible great again! And the forefront of our lives!

[garrettmiles]

Was that Shawn Farash? He’s the best Trump impersonation. I love the “Lyin’ Lucifer” line. I’mma start using that.

[haberdasher]

That was genius!! Thanks for creating it

[pamelacarnes]

I'm an old Southern Baptist and this is by far my favorite video ever!!! I have no doubts whatsoever that God is rolling on the golden floor laughing!!!

[jonathandnicholson]

Brilliant. Cheered me up. Thank you for sharing.

[harbl]

Ah yes, the Authorized and Fully Annotated EDV (Emperor Don Version). Delightful.

"In the beginning folks, was the Word. And the Word was God, and the Word was with God. (Very complicated. Have to be smart to understand that. But we have the smartest people. We do.)
And He moved upon the surface of the waters. (It's true! Believe me.)
And bigly did He seperate the waters above from the waters below. (Not easy. Not easy at all.)"

[feynmanstein]

😂my sides hurt I'm laughing so hard. Fantastic, BB!

[AmandaFessler]

A few years ago my church did a series on Nehemiah. When I found out what he was up to, I couldn't help but imagine Nehemiah sounding like Trump. "We're gonna rebuild the Jerusalem wall, and make the Philistines pay for it!" So glad you covered it here BB.

[JamieStuff]

Absolutely hilarious. Well done, BB. Encore!

[ajb]

This is incredible! Love you guys and all the work you do.

[Pack.Leader]

That was stellar !!! That's exactly how he'd read it, too. Sharing.