Spelling Bee Contestant Asks The Definition of “Woman”

Judges at a school spelling bee are stumped and infuriated when a child dares to ask them for a definition of the word “woman.”

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[TheBabylonBee]

What other wordz does the left have troble speling?

[mbln]

The scariest thing is that this isn't even a joke anymore. This is tame compared to what a lot of people on Twitter do.

[cptsuperstraight]

If you don't know what a woman is because you're not a biologist, then you're admitting a woman is biological.

[pursaveer]

I love the way the whole audience leans in when he says "Can you define it?" This is satirical gold!

[speakrighttogod]

As one pastor said, if someone asks "What is a woman? tell them, "Your momma!! That explains it all.

[jmcc]

I love that they wanted a girl to win it but gave him “woman” to spell but gave the girl “precocious”

[ryanlucas]

Feels bad when this isn't even parody anymore.

[perunplague]

“…Each person can define for themselves what a woman is”

“So can you define it?”

“…”

That was so perfect

[zylanderr]

Plot Twist: he was trying to differentiate 'woman' from 'women'

[johnmaxwell]

I love how the two judges say "everyone knows what a woman is" but then can not define it. Brilliantly written and too close to what society now considers as normal.

[iuile]

"How can you use it in all those sentences if you don't know the definition?" I love that!

[TheXyxy]

This is not a satire, it's the reality.

[joshuamurphy]

"His word was woman!" That last kid stole the show. 😂

[adelek]

It's amazing how people can identify as something they can't even define.

[ludeman]

This young man is a better actor then most movies I have seen lately

[iSon]

Micropachycephalosaurus 😂😂😂😂 they did him dirty lol

[pierreedo]

judge:"Spell woman."
Kid: "Can I have a definition, please?"
judge:"Listen here, you little shit"

[sorethumbs]

The fact that the judge himself was pissed that the letter x has been added to the word woman is pure genius within itself.

[EthioMod]

This is painfully brilliant! I cannot believe the times we live in.

[SharkIey]

Smart child outsmarted these 2 social media users