ULTIMATE DARK SOULS 3 SLANDER

yep

[slicessenpai]

Who had the best troll:

Guardian Ape giving you a fake Victory text?

or

Sister Friede and Father Ariendel giving you a premature reward?

[shade]

Aldrich be like: "you are what you eat:

[therealgooseman]

The funniest thing about Aldrich is that you just show up while he's midway through swallowing a femboy so he has to fight you with the body of the person he's eating stuck in his throat

[eminkilicaslan]

In Aldrich's defense, he just stole Gwyndolin's upper body, it wad Gwyndolin's fault.

[tommygunz]

Sad aldritch gets to devour Gwyndolin. It should've been me not him :(

[GreybeardAlduin]

midir just one flapping to the other end of the arena and of course "when the ashes are two, a flame alighteth"

[serok]

Kill me if you want but the Gundyr one is right

[donnamarie]

not just aldrich lothric too, hard to see during the fight but especially on the souls item he drops he looks very feminine.

[ReanXAlisa]

I feel like bucket of wet slop applies to Aldrich

[shadowblood]

Bro, the ending of the Lapp story IS you seeing

[Greywander]

For real, though, why do you get a slab after being phase 2 Friede? Or perhaps more importantly, why is there a phase 3?

The Dancer looks so elegant and graceful, part of me wonders what she'd look like without her armor. Would she be beautiful, or some kind of deformed monstrosity? Probably the latter. I'm guessing Uncanny Valley would set in hard if she took her armor off. IIRC, the outrider knights are all turning into pontiff beasts.

[marshallhiggins]

Thinks Lapp's quest is sad but hates Patches
Somebody gonna tell him..?

[morgboat]

play Dark Souls 1 bro, that’s not Aldrich 💀

[lakejizzio]

Thats Gwyndolin not Aldrich bro... Aldritch is a slug.

[thewingedone]

I envy all the poor fuckers who didn't know about friede third phase.

[stwbf]

Patches is the best character in the entire souls borne series

[mechapope]

Aldrich isn't a femboy, now gywndolin on the other hand...

[archight]

Damn all of yous think Pontiff Sulyvahn is easy?

[DankSlayer_Ornstien]

AW#3 is the hero we need, but don't deserve

[Ellisite]

Actually glad I don't get most of this.