Starting My Life Again - BitLife #1

What would I do if I could go back and do it all again?!

Catch 'em all:

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[emeline_]

The having to tap to turn each page in a book whereas every other activity/skill/choice requires no effort, is so fucking funny.

[stopitsky]

Not Phil being a child of Phivorce when does the cycle end😭

[newtsoftheroundtable]

“we need a dan howell in this story” guys i am sobbing

[Pktommy]

Phil: can’t wait to restart life
Phil: *literally just replays life the same way*

[Jakeinoblivion]

“it’s very healthy n happy but it’s DUMB AS SHIT”

i am LOSING IT over this jesus christ 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[abre.c.e]

“he’s farting in class and blaming it on me”

“i’m going to attack him”
😭😭😭😭

[CatieMannino]

I love how the golden pig just follows Phil around from room to room depending on where he films 😂

[-ellieille-]

Phil ignoring the “strong heterosexual tendencies” and declaring that he’s gay at 12:30 like the opposite of his real childhood

[lavlillic]

years ago playing bitlife my friend and i actually found “daniel howell” and “phil lester” coded in the game w their lifestyles it was insane😭

[yviebueno]

thank you phil lester we all say in unison

[kristinareichl]

Hear me out. Phil actually put a golden pig in every room

[taracannon]

“What if my life was completely different!” Me: 😨 “Okay let’s add a Dan in this” Me: Phew okay ☺️

[mylifeismylaptop]

Love that it’s “Phil if he never had YouTube” but he still had to meet Dan at some point, truly the human embodiment of ranch ingredients

[wryn.is.trying]

phil was not a blonde as a kid, he was a ginger in denial 😭

[underscoreannie]

fun science fact regarding the “i’m the sperm that won”. we all got told that in school but the egg actually chooses. the newer research shows that the egg uses chemical signals to choose the sperm, meaning they use those signals to attract different sperm. different eggs will attract different sperm.

[nikothompson]

phil is being rebirthed through the ladydoor

[Bea-hcgq]

phil immediately adding dan into the game because he can’t stand the idea of them not knowing each other in every universe. ultimate soulmate type shit 😭😭

[chloepatrick]

glad I won the race so I could sit here and watch Phil Lester say ‘little wriggler’

[whiskey_dazai]

Phil "can't say fuck on main" Lester - "Yeah I had no problems lying to my friends parents." Wild.

[arolinger]

each bitlife character has their own sexuality, thats why the “that feels right” was highlighted! if you force them to present as a different sexuality/gender their happiness goes down and their relationships probably wont go well