THINGS MARINES DONT SAY! #SHORTS

Do you know anyone in military branches that agree's that marines don't say these things?
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[daniellehatch]

"I wipe my ass when I shit, for sure... "
And the results say.. That Was A Lie!!

[longbow]

Marine dress: you wanna look dangerous or sexy?
"Yes"

[BRITISHFURY_]

Marines: "they may take our lives, they may take our freedom, BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR

[gabrielrizo]

The funniest part is "I never done anything gay" lmao

[petermcgill]

"I wipe my ass when I shit, for sure." Really made me laugh for several seconds I'm still laughing now :)

[April-tswh]

My dad was a marine. I can confirm that these are in fact things he has never said.

[jnul]

"Never get offended when people think I'm Army...it's an honor"

The results have determined that is a lie

[Mrsh_Mo]

"never had an STD" yeah me either

[imdrifter]

“I’ve never stood in line for a fake pay phone while traveling with the navy out at sea. Not me.” 😂

[thesamscam]

Army trains you to dive on enemy grenades to save the team.
Marines train you to simply throw them back.
Green crayons taste almost as good as the red ones.

[stilawesome]

"I don't even tell people I'm a marine". Well, the EGA tattoo, flag on your porch, gucci glock, license plate and claiming Nov 10 is your birthday... kinda the same thing

[cris-RN]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.. I can't... U just CANT!!.. 🤣🤣🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️☠️☠️

[jameszclark]

To be fair, I met a marine at airborne school who had a masters in biology.

The guy enlisted after graduating. What a champ

[Emily-ckji]

Lmao. I'll be honest, I expected the answer to just be "words".

[Footballllllllll]

You should’ve said “ Yeah you can call me a soldier”

[Ghost_Ruthless]

I personally know 2 Marines that are currently working in their Masters degrees. One is a pilot for the marines and went to same flight school as the Navy and the Airforce, the other is currently in school pursuing her masters and she is a Captain. Both very high ranked. BIG LESSON GET A BACHELORS DEGREE AND IF YOU JOIN ANY BRANCH, DO IT AS AN OFFICER. Best decision you can make.

[sarcastic_slob]

I just realized i understand 3 languanges now:
Swedish, English and marine 😳

[Danawesomy]

I served a guy today at the grocery store. He was a vet, he must’ve told me about 3 or 4 times (in the same conversation) that he was in the marine corps.

[gp.]

I won't fight this guy because I'm sober, you'll make a great mother some day, I didn't break this, I'm totally going to use my G.I bill, let's be responsible on leave, my recruiter never told me this uniform would get me laid.

[just_ray.]

"I don't even like crayons dude!"🤣🤣🤣