NVIDIA is Obsessed with Apple

NVIDIA's presentation gives us a dystopian look at visions of a monopolistic future whererin Moore's Law has become Schrodinger's Moore's Law: It is simultaneously dead and at 2x, as long as you don't check the performance. This covers the NVIDIA keynote from #Computex 2023, hosted by NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang.



00:00 - WHOOSH! SHWEESH! WHOO!
01:29 - NVIDIA's Future
03:22 - The "News"
08:56 - Hopper GPU & AI NPCs in Games
12:21 - Clumsy & Awkward AI People
13:28 - "1000x in 5 years"
15:04 - Grace-Hopper CPU-GPU
16:17 - Conclusion

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Host, Reporting, Editing: Steve Burke
Video Editing: Mike Gaglione
Camera: Vitalii Makhnovets

[somenoob]

Jensen is actually just an actor and various AIs are controlling him with an earpiece. That moment where he goes "Are you guys with me? am I alone?" wasn't for the public, he was waiting for the AIs to generate the next lines.

[Cerulium]

I for one am glad Jensen is addressing the commonly expressed problem of computers not being heavy enough

[gjc]

I'm excited for all the new transitions that will come out of this. nvidia is truly rivaling intel's "thanks Steve".

[reptarien]

I am blown away that the lights that, so many lights, a lot of lights, all of them are projecting light. Incredible information Jensen, thank you so much

[ejm]

Having heard some of Jensen's speech, I can see why he's impressed by the AI-generated one.

[sodvar]

It's ironic that Nvidia is so keen on automating away NPC dialogue when Jensen himself is very publicly failing the Turing Test.

[dhmwmht]

"Only gamers know this joke". Kill me please. I want to die.

[Hugh_I]

Well at least now we have the actual explanation for why Nvidia GPUs are getting so big. It doesn't really have anything to do with power draw, it's just that none of the engineers over at Nvidia want to risk their job trying to explain to their boss that "heavier computers = better" is only a thing in his head.

[soupysoup]

Jensen single handedly delivered GN a load of memes and cutscenes to use for the rest of the year, and NVIDIA's computex key note just earned a spot on the disappointment list of 2023. (I can already see Steve picking the most hilarious quote from Jensen and naming it the date of their keynote)

[decus]

Seeing this helps reduce my crippling social anxiety, knowing that there's someone else out there even more socially inept than me. Thank you, Jensen.

[GrantyoRT]

Thank you Steve for watching the whole keynote and distilling the "highlights" so we wouldn't have to die from secondhand embarrassment.

[Dommifax]

Watching Jensen is somehow eerily reminiscent of the early stages of my grandparents dementia

[gtlex]

On a sidenote, props to whoever edited this video. The buffering icon inserts were a really nice touch.

[redwolf]

"Are you guys with me? Am I alone?"
Same energy as Jeb's "Please clap."

[jessery]

This is potentially the most I've laughed at a tech video to date. Thankyou for that. I'm entertained, informed and scared, the holy trifecta of content. Bravo.

[rebuiltHK]

Jensen's comments about developers, made me immediately think of Steve Ballmer's sweaty "DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS!" Speech. And GN didn't disappoint.

[ZhangtheGreat]

Jensen Huang is now officially the "this is your brain on drugs" example in those PSAs from back in the day.

[Opt]

I firmly believe that Jensen is working on a way to instert his mind into a supercomputer so he can live forever as the CEO of Nvidia. Like Saburo Arasaka in Cyberpunk.

[Sonicstillpoint]

It’s good to see Nvidia branching out into new market. I don’t know if their new product is smokable or edible, but I know that it’s awesome.

[Archive_Anon]

I'm 30 seconds in to the video and I'm already lost. These presentations are pure pain.
EDIT: Now 60 seconds in and still lost.
EDIT2: 90 seconds and I'm saved by the GN transition. Thank you.