Ranking ALL of the STARDEW DATEABLES!

part 1 of my rankings :)

[Reqzh_]

Shane honestly had such good potential but I just wish it wasn’t all thrown out the window

[IzzyBunny]

Dating Alex as a male farmer is so funny because George will be so homophobic and won't accept it until you've been like, married for three years.

[caylynsheldon]

All my emotionally stable folks love Harvey 🥰

[silly-skelatonin]

Counter argument: Harvey is freaky af. Offers to massage you very suggestively and admits to enjoying watching you on the farm. I love a normal guy who is secretly a weirdo.

[aiste]

the first time i stepped in town i beelined straight to alex because i smelt the himbo in him. also him watering the plants when we have sprinklers kinda makes sense

[squooshed]

Everyone: Abigail eats rocks and fights monsters and plays video games

Me: she is the purple character

[Smiley_fce_]

Harvey does change after marriage, he starts to be more open about how he was scared of being a bachelor forever and how he always wanted to build a family, he also starts to be more expressing about his social anxiety

[angelskiis]

felt attacked right off the bat with harvey 😭😭

[r.g.nonetheless]

Where's my Harvey simps!!!?? We've been called to protect our male wife slash bbgirl daddy doc Harvey. How can you put him to last when he's so sweet, most matured and caring and all? Guy just have anxiety and a bit lonely but he's so precious when you pursue him and make an effort on him. He's not boring at all.

I know people have issues with the charging when passing out, but that's just part of the game, you can't put the blame on him for that. He's not made to be married to as a cheat to the game and have free healthcare.

[bmscarecrow.]

I wouldn't call Penny a damsel in distress. She's had a hard life but she carved out a space for herself by helping others. She is such a sweet heart.

[AegbGo]

I think Harvey does change tho, at first he would just give you medical advices, but after marriage he acts more like himself, either expressing his fears around too many people and spirit's eve, his schedule isn't as broken as many marriage candidates and overall he's just a very caring husband (also it is heavily implied that you lose the items at the mines, Harvey is not the one who steals your items, you just pay 1000g, and if you dont have many cash he will still treat you for free)

I think it's fair to not like him, but putting him below Shane as a Marriage Candidate is ridiculous lmao

[LiviaQuinton]

HARVEY AT THE BOTTOM YOU ARE CRAZY HE IS SO SWEET

[Grandmeemaw]

The way that I audibly gasped when you placed Harvey where he is

[JT-lkpk]

Im sorry my man Harvey cares for everyone. he is continuing to learn and grow so he can better help. He can't cook for anything and yearns for the sky even when he's so scared of it and even attempts to take you on a hot air balloon date. Give me stable man the credit he deserves.

[manuurtubey]

I don't think Shane development was thrown at the window. He acts like a normal depressed person who is trying to get better TBH

[machinewithmakeup]

I love talking about shane sm bcs he's always getting mischaracterized. Imo hes the best written character bcs his arc is very realistic. Him relapsing sometimes is what would happen in rly. Its very rare for a recovering addict ti never touch the drug if choice again. But shane states that he wants to better hinself and he does. Imo he managed the most important thing already, which is no longer being scuicidal

[dangerpotato]

abigail eats rocks, fights monsters and is probably the wizards daughter what’s not to like?

[PlantPink]

I will not stand for so much Harvey slander. He’s so healthy, genuine and sweet. I think he’s adorable honestly <3

[ratsinatrenchcoat]

I will not stop advocating for my husband, just because Harvey is perfect doesn't mean you can put him last. Like seriously, your ranking a healthy relationship with a man with a stable job and mental health under SHANE because hes boring?? I'd rather be content in my mature relationship than deal with the iffy shit the other characters exhibit.

FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES THIS IS LIGHTHEARTED AND NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY OH MY GOD LMAO

[Momo_tte]

Honestly I find Shane’s story rlly realistic, bc alcoholism doesn’t just disappear.