What your love interest in Stardew Valley says about you! #stardewvalley #shorts

[danniluxgarbe]

Counterpoint: Abigail's hair apparently has turned purple permanently at some point. If you marry her, she'll occasionally mention that she can't remember the last time she dyed her hair.

[miles]

Alternative to Shane: He fixed me. I related to him so hard I realized I needed therapy.

[guts]

The Penny and Emily slander will not be tolerated.
Penny is a responsible person who didn't had a good childhood and wants her children to have the life she couldn't have.
Emily is simply really nice and kind AND has weirds ass power or som I love it.

[_Asvaria]

What can I say, Sam is a dork, yes, but also he’s a human ray of sunshine, a bit naive but still it’s MY ray of sunshine with a heart of gold and I love this guy for it. Also he’s good with kids and does something on a farm basically everyday 🤷 On the other side Sebastian is pretty much a manifestation of my persona in this game, the only difference is — he’s a guy and with different color palette. After marriage he becomes a cinnamon roll.

[demonichunny]

If you choose Krobus then you are valid because he is so precious.

[grudginglywalawigi]

Listen, harvey has two main demographics. People who like DILFS, and people who want a well adjusted adult for a spouse who actually loves you and will say it each day.

[Aoderic]

Why do everybody call Alex a school bully?
Just because he is sporty doesn't make him a bully.
He is a bit wain and overconfident at the beginning, but he later opens up and shows his vulnerable side. And he never says anything bad about others, but appears helpful and considerate.

[tinkerblunder]

"You dabble in weird fan fiction"

My Tumblr: 😶

[echoisaway]

“If you’re a girl, this is just every lesbian crush.”

Jokes on you, I also have a humiliation kink☺️

[strawberrysangria]

I tried to bully Shane with hot peppers and a salad, but then he liked them. I may not be able to fix him, but I'm impressed by his inability to be mocked.

[Luna]

Sebastian is just so so so cute and you cannot change me
Nothing can explain how much I am obsessed with Sebastian. I watched this video just for Sebastian.

[BRACE_The_Ace]

Aro-Ace people just vibing with Krobus as their roommate

[gabbygalloway]

The parasocial relationship callout really hits considering you barely ever see Sebastian 💀

[larsatticus]

I can't fix Shane, but the smile on his face when I give him a hot pepper is a light in this cold world.

[emergency_food]

"If you're a girl this is just every lesbian crush"

How did you know?！Σ(￣□￣;)

[tashibalampkin]

"You cannot fix this man."
Don't 👏🏿 tell 👏🏿me 👏🏿what 👏🏿 to do.

[_.ana._.]

Emily has a stable job, a passion, dyed hair and she survives a bear attack with you. I love her.

[jcmarx]

You know people be sleeping on Emily but she is one of the few marriage candidates that doesn't go through a personality change due to her interactions with the player character. She is in a place in her life where she is happy and loves herself and the world around her. She is literally bringing the farmer into her World and that's why I love her

[akumanoko]

"You've at least dabbled in some weird fanfiction"

YES I DID

[inerciasart]

Listen I ACCIDENTALLY romanced Shane by trying to annoy him, couldnt deny the rivals to lovers storyline 😭 and he deserves everything good