How to Beat the PLAGUE NUGGETS in COOTIES vs KID ZOMBIES

Nerds…sorry for the delay on posting Cooties. It’s been out on Patreon for over 2 weeks now but thanks to YouTube, we got caught up with censorship issues. Another reason Patreon rocks. Anyways, enjoy the nuggets.

If puss filled chicken nuggets transformed a school full of prepubescent psychopaths into zombies, what would you do?

I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and how to beat the KID ZOMBIES in COOTIES.

[majinjason]

As a grandfather I can promise you outrunning kids is the easiest thing in the world. I'm not even a runner. Just the huge height advantage makes you able to cover way more distance way faster. However, I will say that my kids and grandkids always did get winded after me. Now if these were teens, you'd be screwed.

[dravenrogers]

I love how he mentions the woods but then when the few people who bought the DVD got to see the alternate ending where they had to deal with a Boy Scouts

[Secretrider]

As someone who went to public education and had to make it to the opposite end of school to get to each class everyday, I can certify the halls are designed for PVP.

[KincaidCalder-vnbo]

Rain Wilson with any form of weapons would be basically immune to the zombie apocalypse. I still remember the scene from the office where he showed us all of the weapons he hid in the office.

[nailsarelife]

The fact that it could've all been avoided had someone along the way noticed the gray ooze on that singular nugget. I do call BS on that point, though. In real life, the entire batch of nuggets would be contaminated.

[SalemArc]

My time tested method of punching any child who walks up on me has protected me thus far.

[Dawn_of_Time]

A lot of people are saying that this infection was caused by ONE chicken nugget and that is entirely wrong. What nerd here forgot to include was how in the play center, there were boxes and boxes of infected chicken nuggets set out at a birthday party table. This could lead one to assume that there were tons of other boxes that were infected with chicken nuggets as well spread across the states.

[MorganihamiltonI]

Demoted on the food chain is one of the best lines I've heard in my entire life 😂

[khayalakhemadlala]

I'm seeing Nerd videos more than I see my dad

[iceborned]

"reaching deep into those 6 years he played high school football" is the perfect joke

[HelenaSan]

Watching Nerd explains keeps depression away

[burning-ghostface]

"The boat was evil but he loved the boat"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I will watch that movie

[ethal]

Poor Frodo. When he's a high school student, his school is taken over by body-snatching aliens. Then later when he's a teacher, his school is ground zero for the Nick Jr. zombie apocalypse.

[mahirtamang]

You have the most unique yet mundane voice I've ever heard.(not saying its bad, your voice is weirdly addictive.)

[hypermaeonyx]

Oh yeah, Time for Nerd to make these monstrous midgets into mashed potatoes

[TheInfamousRPGGroup-on-Rumble]

for me the scariest part of this video was how often that blond chick was smiling during the zombie apocalypse... can you say "psycho"?

[kendrickrochelanzot]

This is one i have been waiting for aling with "The Final". Zombies are like second nature to the nerd and its always awsome to hear his advice. It also answers the one question of wether or not an adukt can take on 100 kids


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The one time a shooter is needed

[meredithmora]

It was great watching Frodo and Dwight surviving a zombie apocalypse while working as teachers together

[aspiebbx]

your knowledge of vintage super soaker models is the final thing i needed to be convinced that this is one of the best channels on youtube

[Uni-oieb]

“Oh look, carnage” is the best quote ever 😌😃