Why Bartenders REALLY hate making Mojitos.

[GothboiGucci]

“this aint chick-fil-a, you want a drink or not”

[vasiliy_dxb]

"make me a skinny virgin whiskey sour. Oh, also, I'm allergic to citrus"
So... Would you like an unbaked meringue cookie?

[notmuch_]

"Yeah, I want a virgin vodka shot..."
*gets tiny glass of water *

[alecrobbins]

“I’m on keto diet. What drinks do you recommend?”
“…..water. That’s about it.”

[clchronic]

This is why I stick to rum and coke
My bartender loves me, just walk in, sit down, and wait for my rum and Coke, drink, pay, leave
Not a word said to the man in over 3 months
Edit: I live in a small town, and always order the same drink, everyone knows everyone, I don't go there every single day of the week

[OctagonalSquare]

I hate the “don’t say no problem, it’s rude”. No it’s not! Saying youre welcome implies that I have done something for you that inconvenienced me, therefore you owe me the thanks. No problem is letting you know I did not mind doing it, therefore your thanks means more as it technically wasn’t needed.

I have no problem with youre welcome. But it’s not any more polite if you think about it’s implication

[debatable]

‘I would like a virgin appletini.’
-Hands you a juice box and a lemon wedge.

[marcelw]

I was at a bar once and "woo girl" kept asking the bar tender to make her drinks strong. It was pretty interesting to watch the bar tenders brain reset to factory settings as he tried to process that: 1. She didn't want to pay for a double. And 2. She didn't want to taste the alcohol. He just didn't know how to tell her. And I mean how do you tell a customer they're a complete moron? Lol

[tygonmaster]

This is a perfect example of when the customer is always wrong.

[stevejackson]

And for dinner I would like the Steak Au Poivre cooked well done with no pepper. Also instead of the cognac cream sauce the I would like to substitute marinara sauce and add parmesan cheese. Oh and replace the garlic truffle mash and sauteed haircut verte with baby carrots with bucatini. Oh and sub out the steak for the free range organic chicken. Thanks!!!!

[doublem]

Real bars: "this aint burger king what the fuck are you drinkin?"

[Number.Yanfei.Fan]

Giving off real "cheese burger with no cheese" vibes

[ritikrana]

A mojito without mint
A mojito without ice
Is a disaster

[Suchtnudel]

Cool, vodka soda and ill charge you 12 bucks for it

[JudgeNicodemus]

I love the look of relaxation on a bartenders face then I order a gin and tonic.

[dangerdave]

Had a lady ask for an unsweetened drink then say she wanted it sweetened with honey. I made her repeat herself and she didn't bat an eye at her words.

[meltedjax]

“The most pessimistic person youll ever meet is a bartender”

[tetsusiega]

Is it just me or does ordering something “skinny” seem counterproductive to drinking?

[senketsun]

"Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am i saying"

[ingamelevi]

I don't like to be a burden on bartenders, so I always just ask for an old-fashioned, no modifications. At the bar I often go to, there are 3 different bartenders and they all make it differently, but each is good in a different way. One tastes more of orange, one is stronger, and there's one that depresses you because it's mostly rye whiskey.