The Self Checkout is an A**hole!!

[nataliecochrane]

So relatable!! You just forgot the way the jolly thing doesn’t recognise when you’ve placed Grandma’s birthday card in the bagging area because it’s too light!

[michaelimpey]

Jimmy, nailed it, yet again.
The computer never likes my bag, and then the item is too light so it does not register as being in the bag. Don't ever touch the
Go to the human every time, best advice

[gegemec]

I always go to the checkout HUMAN. It keeps them in a job, I get to say some stuff and ... I don't have to deal with machines. Quality of life, always, quality of life. This skit only confirms my habits.

[kathowed]

Brilliant! Like watching a whole series of Utopia distilled into a liqueur glass.

[immortalazure]

This is perfect. Just had this exact experience at Coles. 🤣

[thermitebanana]

I get a very French revolutionary feeling whenever one of those things calls itself an "Assisted checkout"

[aussiebornandbred]

The exact reason why I refuse to use self check outs😂😂😂

[tmiller]

Absolutely nailed it. Was in a store recently where they disguised self check outs as regular checkouts. So begrudgingly scanned my first item - a reusable shopping bag to put my things in. It called for the human. I invited the nice person to finish the finish the checkout process for me..

[georgiemoon]

Hilarious, very true and brilliant!! Thanks Jimmy 😊

[tracygreer]

Yep - I’m still waiting for my staff discount as I count myself as an employee now I have to scan myself 🤷‍♀️

[mjustjeanette]

I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. As a disabled person, I loathe the self-checkouts, also.

[channelzero]

"I'll give YOU an unexpected item in the bagging area!" ~~ Russell Howard

[sarahwilliams]

Only Jimmy could play a self checkout register lol 😂

[whophd]

Like all "automation", there's 3 types of tasks: Some it does faster, some it does things a human can't, some it can't do what a human can.

[Michael_CS]

I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE to use self checkout. I DEMAND a human checkout.

[chrsrugby]

I know this is meant to be funny (and it is) but I find it so triggering too 😂 Always on point!

So glad they're starting to roll these stupid systems back in some places in the UK.

[TopHatNat]

Thanks Jimmy for making annoying things in life funny. My last trip to the supermarket, on a Wednesday morning, I was forced to use the self serve to checkout my full weekly shop. There was only one human checkout working and it was the "express lane" of 12 items or less but it had a huge queue of people with full trolleys waiting. Why don't they put more people on checkouts or hire more workers? This particular supermarket made a one billion dollar profit in the last financial year but can't be bothered to hire workers and provide a service. Geez....

[jazepstein]

I always make sure to call out "Human!" as loudly and as often as possible. And to then politely say "Thanks human!" once the thing is resolved. Sometimes I add "You're a very useful human".

[Tash.]

Omg 😂😂😂 I have to go shopping today, I’m going to be laughing the whole time!!!

[SusanMarg]

Whenever I have to use them I just verbally responds to it's commands with swearing and a human magically appears at ur side😂sometimes I say STFU ur not my grandma😁