self-checkout 🛒

written with ryan creamer
directed and edited by gregory stees
co-voiced by @elaine_carroll

#funny#funny #sketchcomedy
#dropout tv
#gamechanger
#selfcheckout
#grocerystore
#shorts

[davidfalterman]

The way BANANAS is in a completely different voice is extremely good

[captainpalegg]

the best part is how it loops, implying you’re in some kind of sisyphean self-checkout purgatory.

[theguy]

"please weigh your: _bananas_ "
"please smell your: _bananas_ "
"help is on the way _bananas_ "

[awesomesocks]

I love that the worker coming to assist you is a threat by the machine.

[dreamy_vibeszzz]

Legend says he's still trying to pay for his:

BANANAS

[ReelPodcasts]

And that's a perfect loop that makes the whole short extra funny.

[explosivegreen]

"BANANAS" has the same energy as "EXOTIC BUTTERS"

[Fluffernater]

If GLaDOS was reincarnated as a self checkout station:

[TabysHere]

I’m imagining the sheer confusion when someone buys grapes and they have to go, “ooo ooo ahhh ahhh”

[jonathanfairhurst]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one that has been obsessed for life with
"please move your
***BANANAS***
to the bagging area!"

[hadensnodgrass]

I half expected an employee to walk over and condescendingly tell him to smell his bananas, "There is a line." 😂

[ruffunity]

For once I didn't realise it had a looped, this is the best loop I have seen so far

[HareOfRoyalty]

“Imagine not being able to say ooh ooh ah ah with your B A N A N A S”

[MrMighty]

The only person to do loops correctly.

[ButaBoy]

Having the bananas said in as a seperate voice recording implies that shoppers are asked to say "Oooh oooh aaah aaah" to all types or produce, not just bananas as a monkey joke. 😂

[skylineg]

Dropout is amazing. College Humor was hilarious. However, I have never laughed as loud or as hard as I do to your shorts.

[Mc-Rusty]

to this day, he never said "oooh oooh aaah aaah" with his:
*BANANAS*

[tomas.a]

Please say "oooh oooh ahhh ahhh" with your bananas.

Bro im committing property damage lol

[LimeGreenTeknii]

I love how there are two different voices for "Please go ooh ooh ah ah with your" "bananas, " as if it'd prompt you to go "Ooh ooh aah aah" with other items

[TheMusicMan]

That was so clean I didn't know 😭