Why You Should Never Date a Mandalorian...

I really do respect Mandalorian culture, but actually getting involved in a relationship with one is probably not a good idea.

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[ibarf]

I actually think the "no sexual tension, no lovyduvy, no broken heart" aspects of the show is a HUGE gust of fresh air 1😀 Everything these days just has to have that stupid teen CW (love/sexual) motivation for everything and it eventually takes over the whole plot!

[isaackim]

The Armorer, “Before you leave, Diin Djarin, there is something I must tell you.”
Din, “What? “
The Armorer, “I was your mother’s sister’s cousin’s former gf. This is the Way.”

[sirmister]

Just because you can't remove your helmet doesn't mean you can't remove your pants

[danielthomassen]

Fighting droids lacks glory/honour to Mandalorians, hence getting killed by droids instead of Stormtroopers is yet another insult by the Empire.

[CrowderHatingConservative]

If a Mandalorian marries a Mandalorian do they get to see each other's faces? If they have kids do they get to see their parents' faces? The world may never know...

[neofulcrum]

If I’m gonna be joining the mandalorians, I’m probably gonna get a warrior wife to go with this life. That or a twilek or togruta.

[Eric-chgq]

Rebels did cover things a little bit for Mandalorian relationships. Sabine's father was an artist rather than a soldier, unlike her mother who was definitely a hard charging Mandalorian warrior. It was clear who wore the jetpack in that family, but didn't see anyone worrying about helmets. It never even mentioned him having a suit of armor.

[Butter_Warrior]

Meanwhile Kenobi be like: Well yes, but actually no.

[GregoryWonderwheel]

And presented with a straight face. Good work. This is the Way.

[andrewsmall]

It is pretty clear that Din does enjoy polishing his helmet.

[jaybonkersbonkers]

I agree but there is hope. My mando husband agreed not to wear the jetpack when sleeping in bed. Progress, next those armour boots

[facundogonzalez]

I mean for what I do understand, Mandalorians DO have casual relationships. Just for mutual pleasure that are not serious nor for procreation.

Besides even Mandalorians STOP at some point to rest. They are (mostly) Human. They take time to drink with friends, sit down and trade stories. And even get sexual pleasure. Then back to the fight, but they have moments where they rest out of their armour.

Also family is REALLY important for Mandalorians "Rise your sons to be strong, rise your daughters to be stronger" so it is unlikely that Mandalorians are absent parents.

[zanebarber]

“They’re not real Mandalorians, they’re just confused”

[sterasigma]

Given what remains of the Mandalorians are either mercenaries of some kind, activists, criminals or cultists, dating them is definitely not for everyone. I mean, just think about how their armour seals in the flavour after a hard day's work. Though the armour might prove necessary in case you're in the mood for some action... Just be sure to put away your more expensive possessions in the room beforehand.

[RexWort]

Teacher meeting with a mandalorian gotta be awkward as hell
*Teacher:*
Your child has been aggressive and bringing weapons
*Mandalorian:*
This is the way
*Teacher:*
I talk to your partner instead?

[arthurbriand]

please do a top list of space cults Din Djarin could join now that he is more or less out of the Children of the Watch.

[TheRoguePrince]

Satine, was the only smart mandalorian.
The only mandalorian who didn't think with a blaster.


It's just a shame that everything she fought for, was for nothing.

[CortexNewsService]

"Get it on with their helmets on." Should I or should I not google that to see Rule 34 in action.

[Jeff-cgku]

I'm not sure about the "no hobbies outside of warfare" point since ep 5 of tbobf shows that Din is a massive gearhead with how happy he was to deck out that N-1

[DJMarcO]

Have you totally forgotten the whole concept of foundlings? They don't seem to be too focused on replicating themselves per se, when they can just adopt beings into their society. One of the big deals about Mando's were how inclusive they were.