If Harry Potter was made in Germany 🇩🇪⚡️

[gagaplex]

He puts the food in his mouth, not _despite_ making an announcement, but _because_ he's about to make one.

[avesta]

Us Germans just instantly knew what was going to happen as soon as the train station came up

[Jac.o]

You need to bring out that movie. Would be funny af.

[FRISHR]

In this version, Voldemort was from Austria and he failed Wizarding School

[ernodios]

Dementors are carrying out Bauarbeit on the railways, therefore the RE1 richtung Hogwarts is delayed by 35 minutes. We'll keep updating the arrival time so that it stays as 35 minutes for the next 2 hours.

[Ocean_Man]

Harald Töpfer macht die Ausbildung zum Zauberer und Magiedienstleister an ner Berufsschule in Braunschweig

[HitokiriShin]

*whispers* "Geringverdiener!" Ahahahah, good one there, mate! :D

[KimCantSwim]

That elderly man who wants all young people to speak german always crack me up because its sooo fucking true

[achanwahn]

I felt that in my soul when he put food in his mouth for the announcement. Like, srsly accurate. 😂

[greatace]

I just straight up choked laughing when the German said “Geringverdiener”

[fireghost]

"I can sell you some Magic potions" haha 😂😂

[panchitz]

It’s now confirmed that voldy is on the back of the train announcer’s head 😂

[Alffrek]

In Germany we don't say Harald Potter, we say Harald Töpfer...

[crowbar_the_rogue]

In case anyone here doesn't understand German, the the title of the movie was "Harry Potter and the German Rail Network."

[praveensarangan]

This "Geringverdiener" in background hit me 🤣😂

[LazykidsWorld]

The entrance exam to being a student at Hogwarts is simply to get to Hogwarts. Waiting for the train would mean you get there a year late 🤣🤣🤣

[summert]

Liam is SSOO done with deutsch stations 🤣

[overkill]

The grandpa who saying "learn to speak german" always destroys me🤣🤣🤣

[mudturtle]

I like the implication that the German train is so significant an obstacle that there will be at least two movies dedicated to just getting to Hogwarts.

[valentinabucibattorti]

And then the lady with the sweets trolley on the train is the German baker with 6000 types of bread: and Harry will be arrived to his destination by the time the guy's finished enumerating the breads!