ANIMATION Harry Potter and the Portrait of what Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash

A fully animated rendition of the new Harry Potter chapter written by a predictive text robot. Harry, Ron, and Hermione must find out what the Death Eaters are up to and put a stop to Voldemort once again.

There's a one or two word difference from the official version, since the script I sent to Cuckoo was from a reddit post before the story went viral.

► Script ◄
Predictive text based on Harry Potter books
Bot made by Botnik Studios
Script creation and editing by: nattowsen bird_robot failedseance zachbdunn jonahformayor gmulz mfrederickson barlow_vo NoraReed thepelkus TomKoff JohnABender

► Animation ◄
C. Prince

► Music ◄
Spiral Harmonies (Duk)

► Voices ◄
Narrator: CloudCuckooCountry
Harry Potter: Finish Line
Ron: Edward James
Hermoine: Persian Poetess
Ghost: Edward James
Death Eaters: Viva Reverie
Dumbledore: Edward James
Chandeliers: C. Prince Finish Line

► Harry Potter ◄
This animation is a parody of the original works by J.K. Rowling.

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[Wilfoe]

"Ron threw a wand at Voldemort." Good old Ron magic.

[NovaTheDark]

"What's your favorite Harry Potter book?"

[mischievousmarker]

I love how the AI basically pauses the story to briefly write a Death Eater fanfic

[alchemy]

I love how in this version, Harry is an idiot, the death eaters are wholesome and Voldemort is the only one who's not totally insane.

[sjaiswal]

Ron was going to be spiders. He just was.

Okay, I accept that

[Zheng]

And that is how Harry, Ron and Hermione are like in the eyes of Snape

[huddolife]

Why is no one talking about The pig of hufflepuff that pulsed like a large bullfrog and was then declared as Hagrid, now that's a character arc right there

[astra]

This entire video was just
Harry: *insane*
Ron: *useless*
Hermione: *weirdly aggressive*
Voldemort: *confused*
The death eaters: *wholesome*

[katherinesmallbean]

“Voldemort raised his eyebrows at Harry”

*Appropriate reaction*

[finnstewart]

I got my "Hermione has forgotten how to dance" shirt for my tall death eater cosplay yesterday.

[sevengnomesinatrenchcoat]

harry: *dips hermione in hot sauce*
"harry was hungrier than he had ever been"

HARRY NO

[justsomerandompersononthei]

“We’re the only people that matter, he’s never going to get rid of us!” Ron, Harry and Hermione said in chorus, as the fourth wall laid in pieces at their feet

[Lh]

“Death eaters who looked bad”

The death eaters: the most polite and reasonable people there

[lightdialga]

"They were all screaming about how closed the door was"

Masterpiece

[Notsuzpicious]

I absolutely love the subtle implications in "The Death Eaters were dead now and Harry was hungrier than he had ever been"

[willosotherworld]

The fact that they scream about how closed the door is is the most underrated part of this entire story

[lorx]

I love how even AI disses Ron constantly

[OuroborosSmither]

How are there not more comments about the line "The Dursleys had never been to the castle, and they were not about to come there in Harry Potter and the Portrait of What looked Like a Large Pile of Ash"?


There's some real charm to an AI knowingly saying "Yknow that thing that's never happened in the series before? Yeah, i'm not gonna do it either. Now, moving on..."

[josephs]

"He felt a great overreaction" really just sums up Harry Potter as a whole

[theJreaper]

When you feel Voldemort standing behind you, what do you do ?

1. Run away

2. Fight him

3. Tear your eyes from your head and throw them into the forest after feeling a huge overreaction