Incels On Dating Apps

Enjoy this love letter to the Matrix and also to everything we hate about the dating world, particularly dating apps like Tinder and Bumble. This is honestly how it feels sometimes just meaninglessly swiping right without any sort of actual thought, in hopes that a woman will eventually give you a match. Oh my God I'm so lonely.

[CrackerMilk]

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[PepperJacked]

"What's he doing?!"
"...He's beginning to believe."

[yooboycisco]

"how many girls do you get doing that, man?"
"just one"
My brain: your mom

[Smilesallnightlong]

I was expecting him to have bloody nubs for thumbs. Not like me...

[JustTheHighlights]

Some interesting bios there. My fav ones are:
"CrackerMilk is kinda problematic"
"HMU for some hardcore sloppy toppy"

[cihatduman]

Dating was a lot easier back in my day. You joined your chief in his summer raid to Georgia and got yourself a nice christian girl. The only problem was that sometimes they didn't forgive you for killing their brothers, but hey you could always sell them and get a new one!

[mikedangerdoes]

"Are you saying that I'll be able to pull girls?"
"No Neo. I'm saying that when you're ready, you won't have to"
-The Matrix, 1978

[spyral]

The 4th matrix movie looking well and modern for this internet age.

[ShellShock]

We were all clowning around while he was training the thumbs

[tanaybhatia]

Surprised to see they use dating apps in the first place

[BasedPeter]

“How does he know when to swipe left?”
“That’s my secret cap: I always swipe right”

[azj_]

He's beginning to believe

- Morpheus

[ishandevoshana]

Well gotta respect the mans choice. Akeno is definitely up there with Rias.

[easygoin]

I fart and look to my mate beside me and ask
“Is that air you’re breathing?”
Then he proceeds to choke

[minivanhelsing]

I would let Elias use me as a body pillow

[alpha_One_One]

that was....not what i was expecting...

[janda]

”Just one” *puts sunglasses on sunglasses* ”your mom”

[WeebAttorney]

Akeno, The Priestess of Thunder.

Good taste

[gasser]

YAY! It's brand... SPANKIN ...new.

[bertchintus]

That. Fucking. Lip. Bite. Goddamn. Lmao