Stellaris: No More Heroes

Starring Kyle, Allison, and Matt Locke
with Chris Smith as the Arthropoid
Jack De Sena as the Lithoid and NootNoot
Brian "The Professor" Lewis as the Machine
and Digby Tatham-Warters as the Avian

Written by Kyle C. Sullivan
Script Editing by Jonathan Currie
Cinematography and Color by Allison Devery
File Conversions by The Collective
"Living Forever" by JP De Ovando:

Special thanks to Choombi, CorruptedMuse, Ph4d3r, Smallsplat, WindowHero, and GeneralGinger for their feedback on the script!

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[Riku-zvdk]

"You just killed our mother!"
"....ship?"
"No!"

[omegaalpha-thmf]

i think the line "why dont we accept that we have all done some accedential war crimes" bassicly explains all paradox games.

[AHoardyBoi]

As a Stellaris veteran I cannot agree more with everything said in this video. Especially the shroud.

[seanmorrison]

"Take that rocks."

"Sir, incoming transmission from the rocks."

Ah, Stellaris.

[dorkmax]

Your first Stellaris playthrough always looks like the Federation from Star Trek. Your 30th playthrough inevitably looks like the Imperium of Man from Warhammer

[samowen]

Ah, Stellaris: pioneers of the intergalactic Zoom meeting.

[urieldaluz]

I like the sudden “I don’t think I’m high enough rank to have this conversation” as soon as others showed up

[themagicpencilanimations]

The aliens were the villains. They didn’t understand the power of the doors.

[WYKlaure]

"Lets agree we have all committed warcrimes."-Paradox Interactive official motto.

[Irishcrossing]

What I build for: Star Trek
What I start out as: Star Wars
What I become late game: Warhammer 40k

[paradoxinteractive]

Door Monster does video about Stellaris
Stellaris devs: write that down!

[Roukle]

"Hi, I'm a Kyle"
What are the traits for this custom race?

[iamdom]

Hi, I'm a Kyle.
Honestly was not prepared for how wonderful that phrase was.

[Felcaster]

"...like some of you... actually a lot of you are way worse"
- Every Stellaris game ever.

[Dkdkkdpsns]

"Alexa!"
"XENO SCUM! "
That part was amazing

[XraynPR]

"Ahh, another run with Stellaris. Let's play something different this time, let's be friendly and xenophile and treat everyone with respect for ..."
*Incoming transmission from Random Spaceslime: Your species looks like it talks out its ass!*
"... Alright, Exterminatus it is."

[gatedude]

"We're totally friends... for now... until we inevitably turn on each other when we run out of space and resources..."

Yep, that's Stellaris.

[freekjegeen]

five bucks says the Zooman race consists entirely of hobos


Edit: Nevermind, turns out it's venice in space, but poor.

[SSGTstealth]

The ship came out in good condition. We are pleased to see that our assistance was useful to you

[dianajones]

"Look, why don't we all just accept that we've accidentally committed a few war crimes and come back to this conversation once we all naturally turn on each other after running out of space and resources."
Sounds like a headliner for Twilight Imperium if I've ever heard one.