Co-op Hive Mind | Stellaris

Starring Kait and Kyle
Written by Kyle and the Door Monster Discord Hivemind!
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[GregorifElfeNoir]

"The hive is happy, happiness is irrelevant" would make a great T-shirt XD

[Fort_Master]

"How do you oppress a Cactus!?" has got to be my new favorite sentence!

[gideonhockenbarger]

"I think things would be a little easier if there was more of me."
"There's...billions of you."
"Nah, I know, but like, TWO of that, ya know what I mean?"

Man, Kyle's writing never fails.

[thatguy]

That “they aren’t producing food in this sector even though all they have are farms” is relatable I have that problem so much

[tomfillot]

Paradox continuing the trend of not letting Door Monster *not* make sketches. At least my DLC money is going towards something productive.

[zacbohannon]

"We've been at war with some geckos for a while, and I wasn't paying attention so our troops have done felt this on a spiritual level.

[reuvengritters]

2:50 - "That's just adding two infinities together and I need a nap." This is probably my favorite line in a video full of good lines.

[fairystail]

This explains so much
1) why the Zumans suck
and
2) Why Kyle is always so tired. Let other people run the Door Monster hivemind Kyle!

[playerguy]

This sketch sounds about exactly like every one of my playthroughs.
I _think_ I'm doing alright until I inevitably find out what others have been up to I'm always either already own everyone in the galaxy or actually no longer exist because the crisis literally cares not for anything except occupying what used to be my empire..
.. gestalt consciousness or not..

[nemtudom]

The feeling when you played stellaris enough that you recognize which events they are talking about, like *THE GOD DAMN PRIKKI-TI*

[eric_moore-]

I love how this implies they're just *all* The Zuman Overmind, Central Repository for the Species' Entire Conciousness. 0:18

[republicnavycruiser]

Its always a good day when door monster uploads

[jcbtiller]

I'm happy that this started and ended with the doors. May their power know no limits.

[grayfox]

I love the implication as to why the other drone doesn't know exactly what the first drone knows is because they were in a time vortex.

[pcplayer]

I get the feeling that this whole script is an argument between the sleep deprived but super frustrated side of Kyle and the sleep deprived slow mind Kyle about whose turn it is to take control of his body while he waters his cactus and throws out a gecko he found in the house. Also, I love the fact that he used the prop resume he holds up being blank as part of the hivemind joke!

[AFiltiarn]

I spat out my tea at that line: "If we all find out I'm incompetent? Theres nothing we can do about that!" lol

[nicholaiowreyowrey]

I love the idea that there’s some hive mind that is only as smart as the guy they first assimilate of the species and the zoomans got assimilated and it was Kyle level of intelligence they were stuck with.

[nightowl]

It would be funny if co-op hiveminds introduced themselves like: "We are... two? You are many."

[patricktsao]

Kyle's fast paced writing/talking is one of my favorite things to listen to/experience, and I find it...refreshing? Like nobody else out there does it quite the way Kyle does. It always makes me happy to see more of it.

[mcpherson]

This is basically a paradox ad channel now, and I am very much ok with this and am looking forward to many more.