Gwynevere's charms are perfect for her role || Dark Souls Analysis

[cvrc]

Gwyndolin, being extremely normal and not all weird: "I know exactly what I need to enhance about this illusory version of my sister"

[Kubna]

When massive badonkers are a purposeful story-dríven design.

[ruberose]

Which duo would win? A fast as fucc Dragon Slayer and a dummy thicc Executioner ? Or 2 archer bois having the high ground ?

[VaryaTheVillain]

I always thought, after finishing the game, that Gwynevere is so huge comparatively to the other gods isn't because she *was* like that, but because via Gwyndolin's view of her as an older sister she seemed larger than life. everyone who worked under Gwyndolin didn't have the heart (or was taken by, khem, features) to tell that maybe the illusion needs to dial the scale back

[divinefox]

"Amazing chest ahead" "Try thrusting"

[samfivedot]

I like how this is like the one instance of sex appeal across the entire series. Dark Souls is the least horny fantasy setting

[Deesar_]

let's be real here, longtime souls fans know the devs have been exploiting maidenless behavior for a time.

[Rajiner]

"Sir I've worked on this design for 24 hrs non stop did you like it?"
"Oh my thiccnes... I mean I loved it yes"
"Yay"

[charly]

Yokotaro: I like pretty girls!
Miyazaki: I didn't have he heart to say no to the concept artist.

Kojima: Ah... umm.... She breath throu skin!

[Shadowproto]

I was so distracted with her features I had to play the video 4 times to listen to you

[ponytail]

"after beating the hardest boss in the game, the archers on the ramparts"

ahahahaha, your existential crises in that moment was oddly cathartic for me as well. Those guys are full of shit

[eomersimbajon]

I can't get over the fact that Miyazaki himself couldn't refuse such a design, and didn't have the heart to say to dial it back.

That's someone precious right there

[grahamkristensen]

In the words of Stewie Griffin, "Those aren't boobs... They're LIES!"

[grantus_pax]

Gwynevere is an in-universe "come play, my lord" ad that tricks rubes into downloading Ye Olde Cookie Clicquer

[nightangelx]

“Amazing chest ahead !”
*point forward

[Tsuruchi_]

Now, personally, i would have felt more compelled to help if it was Gwyndolin siting there, scantily clad, telling me I'm the chosen one, but that's just personal opinion really

[MrCleks]

Them archers truly be the hardest enemies in the entire game

[MadiW]

so basically Gwynivere’s design works because she’s hot

[TaosoftheVoid]

Honestly, I always felt a bit weird when actually TALKING to her in game. It felt strange that she'd be so helpful after I killed her bodyguards. I knew about Gwyndolin but didn't know she was an illusion made by him so I just thought it was maybe some weird dialogue or something.

Also didn't expect her to be huge when I first saw her. It was very surprising and more distracting than the *amazing chest ahead* jokes

[YuriYoshiosan]

"Most difficult enemy"
O&S?

"The archer on the ramparts"
Oh yeah, true.