The First Guy To Ever Celebrate A Birthday

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[ursaminor]

“Is it long?”
“Not really, no, but it’s gonna feel long for sure.”

So paradoxical, yet so strangely true.

[Boomerkbom]

"This would have worked better if you had a two syllable name"

If only his name was Ryan.

[billc.]

"The baked good is no longer incendiary."
I'm going to say this from now on after blowing out the candles of my birthday cake.

[thunderstick]

"The baked good is no longer incendiary."

-Ryan George

[davidbarnes]

"The baked good is no longer incendiary" is a quote for the ages

[renamedanglerfishwholivesi]

Is this Ryan's way of saying it's his birthday? Happy Birthday, Ryan!

[CoolFilmMovies]

That moment Ryan found out that Happy Birthday was no longer a copyrighted song...

[trumpeterjen]

"Yeah, it woulda worked better if your name was two syllables."
-Ryan, speaking to another Ryan

[DrDolan]

"Is it long?"
"Not really, but it's going to feel like it"
Facts

[TheBonsaiZone]

Just checking....
On September 22, 2015, federal judge George H. King ruled that the Warner/Chappell copyright claim over the lyrics to "Happy Birthday" was invalid. ... Since there was no evidence Summy Co. had copyright on the song, the song is still considered to be in the public domain.

[Jessie_Helms]

Thousands of years of tiny traditions, quirks in a family becoming more common, and countless cultures mingling to bring us to this point.

[mr_nn]

I feel like today is Actually Ryan's birthday and he just thought about this video.

[Gio-jhoj]

we can all relate to the “ I didn’t even know what to do with myself that entire time”.

[your_local_human]

“What are those things sticking out for?”

“ *THE FIRE* “

[royalwalnutbroth]

"no you use your mouth you have to use your mouth"
*"im not gonna out my mouth in there"*
*"no you weaponize your breath"*

im rolling on the floor already 😂

[strangeward-v]

Just adding the words “I decided” to a thing once u say it makes it a billion times more funny.

[razorr]

Don’t forget that one person that hits the high note in the song and raises their hand with their eyes closed.

[Batman.-]

“Weaponise your breath”

2020: *nervous sweating*

[wyattwalnut]

Jeremiah: This is ludicrous, redundant, and all forms of foolish, I refuse to have a birthday.
Ryan: *present*
Jeremiah: Birthday time, take the whole damn cake, I’ll blow out all of your candles.

[Dargonhuman]

"Is it long?"
"Not really, it's just long enough to wash your hands to."
"Wait, what?"