Anon Is 5'2 || Greentext Stories

Esskabob: A channel where I read out a selection of hand-picked greentexts from the depths of 4chan. With tales about fumbles and feels, wholesome moments to woeful moments, we take an insight into the lives of some of the anons that lurk on 4chan.

As said on 4chan:
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

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[Journey_to_who_knows]

Blackpill reaper always comes to collect, ouch

[mr.mayonnaise]

Hey he shot his shot, a lot more than some of us can say

[kingwolfgang]

Anon tried, and that's what matters. Who cares what women think anyways? Especially trashy ones? Get swoll, get cut, become the best man you can be brah.
We're all gonna make it brah that's it.

[PloziDeemWorthy]

he's got the confidence but the way he approach the situation led to his failure. instead of approaching a group of girls, maybe look around for a single girl walking around the beach and then ask. i garenteed you, it won't be that bad .

[empressofmadness]

A clean shaven short boy is adorable to be honest, especially if they're funny

[NOPEFROG]

Go to the gym anon. 5'2 is nothing if you're strong and healthy, and if you find the right girl.

[narcisoneto]

I mean, if you ask anyone to play volleyball without a net they will find it funny...

[Pax.Britannica]

Should've said "Could i at least take one of you out?". Turn a rejection into a potential success (it'll probably be another rejection, but thats why you ask hundreds).

[punishedwhispers]

Can someone explain to me wtf 'white boy summer' is?

[KummFart]

Anon should take the chinapill and be average height there. I mean yeah sure, probably sucks being in a dictatorship, but I'd rather be that than sub 5'6 in America.

[EinsamPibroch]

You can always Rodgers them.
Then they'll know better than to reject you.

[ghillieguy]

Self identifying as an incel is problem #1

[TheRealJordanTehMan]

mf is as tall as me and i'm a teenager.

[gumlus]

At least read it out yourself. This is lazier than reddit videos.