How to Get Rid of Lice in Hair Quickly - SOUTH PARK

Clyde tries to destroy the lice colony on his head by using anti-lice shampoo but it's his blow-dryer that does most of the damage.
"Lice Capades" S11

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INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE - WAITING ROOM -- DAY
Clyde is sitting next to his mother nervously, in the waiting room of the doctor's office. A little girl with a LISP is sitting next to Clyde and on the opposite side of her is HER mother. There is also a random MAN waiting by himself.
CLYDE
This is SO embarrassing...
LITTLE GIRL
I have a EAR INFECTION. What are you seeing the doctor for?
CLYDE
I have... I have AIDS.
The nurse steps in the door with a clipboard.
NURSE
Clyde Harris?
INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE -- DAY
Clyde is sitting on the edge of the doctor's table (in normal clothes) as the doctor sits in the foreground taking notes.
DOCTOR
Yeah, that's a pretty bad lice problem there, good thing they pulled you out of school.
CLYDE
But Why ME, Doctor? Why ME? How did I get this?!
The doctor wanders over to Clyde.
DOCTOR
Well, believe it or not, some lice can actually attach themselves to flies and then wait for the fly to land on someone's head where they can reproduce. And then the lice that live in your head now were probably all BORN there.
CLYDE
Sick.
The doctor hands Clyde a couple of small shampoo bottles.
DOCTOR
This shampoo should take care of it. Use this in the shower-- your scalp may burn a bit afterwards
(heading towards camera dramatically)
-- but it should kill... EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM.
DRAMATIC MUSIC -- AND THEN INTO:
EXT. LICE VILLAGE -- EVENING
It isn't dark, but also there's no sunlight or blue sky.
Cut to a shot of a few lice sleeping together.
BOOM DOWN from the village shot to see Travis sitting in the foreground, on a mole, looking concerned with his head in his hands.
TRAVIS
(sighs)
Kelly appears behind him.
KELLY
Travis? Everything okay?
TRAVIS
(sighs, then-)
Kelly... I was just thinking about our baby... I want to name her... HOPE.
KELLY
Hope?
TRAVIS
HOPE for a... Chance at tomorrow.
Rain slowly starts to fall... Travis looks up at the sky.
Cut to a shot of the sleeping lice again-- The rain starts coming down hard enough that it wakes them.
RANDOM LICE
It's raining? Now?
Cut to a shot of a few lice, walking toward camera slowly and looking up. One holds his claw out to feel the 'rain' coming down.
INT. CLYDE'S SHOWER -- NIGHT
Clyde is naked in the shower, rinsing off.
Clyde reaches out of frame and then pulls in the shampoo bottle and opens the lid-- He looks at the label.
INSERT - Clyde's POV of the bottle-- 'RID-X' - Then it getting poured into his hand.
EXT. LICE VILLAGE -- EVENING
Travis stands and looks around as some other lice in the distance behind him are coming out to see the rain. He then looks to his right--
And sees a group of lice watching as two louses play in the rain - Frolicking and dancing around, and laughing.
DANCING LICE
Weeee!!! I love the rain!
LICE
(laughing)
Then cut back to Travis, thinking.
TRAVIS
OH MY GOD.
He runs and grabs his Travis's arm.
TRAVIS
WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!
KELLY
What? It's just rain.
TRAVIS
WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW KELLY!
Camera is BEHIND a couple of lice who are watching the lice in the distance dancing around- but one of those foreground lice turns around and sees something--
HIS POV - Some SUD LAVA starts to come through the trees.
LOUSE
What IS that?
Other lice turn around.
The suds come up to one louse who reaches down and pulls some up.
CLOSE UP - as he inspects his hand-- it starts to melt away.
VICTIM ONE LICE
AAHGHGH!! AHGHGHGH!
Now pull out a little wider again to show his legs burning and melting in the soapy lava.
VICTIM ONE LICE
AHGHGHGHGGHGHGHG!!!
REVERSE to the spectator lice
LICE
AAAHGHGH!
HEAD DOWN SHOT The suds wash over the louse and he BURNS AWAY more.
VICTIM ONE LICE
AHGHGHGHGH!!! HAGHHGHGH!!
REVERSE back to the spectator lice.
LOUSE
RUNNNN!!!!
All the lice run in a panic.
LICE
(CANNED SCREAMING)
SIDE SHOT-- Some lice run from some sud lava- but it catches up to them and they start to burn away.
SHOT -- Lice run towards camera
SHOT -- SIDEVIEW -- A louse being trampled by others.
TRAMPLED LOUSE
GHAHGGHGHH!!!!!
SHOT -- Wide shot of lice screaming and running in all directions-- lots of quick foreground passes.
SHOT--
MOVING CAMERA SHOT-- TRAVIS RUNNING WITH HIS EGG BABY AND HOLDING KELLY'S HAND. WHILE LICE RUN ALL AROUND.
TRAVIS
EVERYONE GET UP INTO THE TREES!! WE HAVE TO GET UP HIGH!!

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[BleddynsStudio]

I love how dramatic the doctor is when he says “every single one of them”, like he’s got a very personal grudge against lice lol

[alexlovelady]

The worst part about this is how Clyde didn’t scrub the shampoo into his hair, but rather just poured the bottle in and that’s it

[gasmocorgi]

I love how Clyde would rather have aids than lice 😂 that part killed me

[MobileTech]

Had head lice as a kid. Every single time my head has been itchy after that I’ve been afraid I’d gotten them again.

[alexanderthegreat]

I had severe lice problems all through my early teens, I genuinely hope this is what they went through, I object to their entire species being allowed to live

[lukerosales]

I just love how something simple as a lice treatment and a hair dryer turn into a highly graphic massacre.

[pixelized_cloudz]

The way he panicked and said “Aids” just made it way better

[bloodraine]

As a girl I was avoided by the majority of my 4th grade class because of my lice. I literally hope this is what those little bastards went through when I got treated.

[hofx]

I love how dramatic it is and then randomly shows Clyde just going about his business

[AlexMinoYT]

Bro had a whole movie happening in his hair💀

[TheCrippledEgg]

The only thing more dramatic than the lice community being exterminated was Clyde’s mom’s reaction to his toilet etiquette.

[pshr]

The Randy version of Lice saying "OH MY GOD" just Killed me 😭😭

[DropTheForkNow]

The mom pushing her daughter away from Clyde is the best. I love these careful attention to detail in shows.

[mr.x]

Clyde saying he has AIDS has got to be one of the funniest moments in cartoon history.

[Maennerabend]

03:35 nice to see the mother still managed to save her baby while literally getting decomposed

[Stonex]

Tbh this doctor is probably one of the most professional and intelligent ones on the entire show. Not once did he say anything stupid.

[Kaboomboo]

As someone that had lice issues when they were young, this satisfies me.

[undertheredhood]

The voice in my head after I watch this episode: 𝓚𝓮𝓵𝓵𝔂

[FadedFlash]

Just goes to show that everyone is the protagonist in their own life no matter how silly their situations looks