I Think My Neighbor Is Running A Cult.

In every little slice of suburbia, there is always THAT house.

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[hityoutwo]

This story has me cracking up. “That’s not Gain, that’s Tide! That shits expensive!” You’ve captured the HOA, middle/upper class suburbanite perfectly

[alfiona]

Honestly, protagonist and his wife seem like the most annoying neighbours anyone could have. Nosy and up in everyone's business. The author did a good job of making them unlikeable.

[fraydizs]

The fact that his wifes name is Karen and she is starting an essential oils business makes this story a 100/100 from the bat.

[timd]

When you're worried another cult is moving in. Absolutely hilarious story.

[dalailarose]

"Her essential oil business has really taken off" is the real fictional aspect here 😅

[arisurec]

I never thought I would see the day I wanted to punch a story. The level of smugness in the beginning is infuriating. Well done.

[astra]

See, this is why you avoid neighborhoods with HOAs like the plague.

[heymoe]

The Demons learned a lesson, Never take on a fully matured Karen in her prime. Unless she's sleeping.
The Author and Narrator are excellent.

[patrickrushbrook]

I'm the author.. Thank you all for listening! Your comments are cracking me up, and I really appreciate the love. Hating Brad is the best compliment you can give me!

This was inspired by my own two neighborhood hoarders (who live beside each other..haha) and the guy across the street from them with the perfect yard. My own reddit username was inspired by another of my perfect yard neighbors as well. Thanks again!

[cephalonplant]

Apparently the writer has been watching his neighbors to write this pasta accurately rofl

[anniereddj]

HGTV_Neighbor is quite the writer!! This story was funny, scary, and Lighthouse Horror narrated it filled with all the emotional excellence it contained! The character voices were perfect and both the horror and humor shone thru magnificently! I can’t express enough how much I look forward to your videos and narrations. Always a pleasure and never disappointed! Thank you both very much!

[ktkt]

Man I'm so hooked with this stories specially how the narrator tells the story

[sydneyskousen]

Almost 5 minutes in and I already don’t like the main character, wife named Karen with essential oil business, all plant diet, crocs?!?!? FUCKIN’ CROCS?!?!
(edit: listened ahead, A GOD DAMN KALE SHAKE?!?!??!?)

[chaosandstuff]

This guy is in my top 3 narrators hands down. Always got lighthouse horror in my playlist when I'm working in the garage.

[skugbob]

Karens are immune to the mental influence of anyone who doesn't already agree with them.

[TENZEN._.]

Horror & humor, no one, Imo, does it better than you lighthouse horor. This story was fantastic with all of it. Thanks man!

[acid_tongue_]

I love the looney feel to this, from the change in music to the voice altering and acting, it feels surreal, awesome job!

[djkellytrance]

"Which one of you assholes cleaned up my

[dogwaterhdk]

This story was amazing! Also I like how you added in the small videos playing in the background instead of the typical still picture! Nice job narrating

[sherrywillett]

Omgosh!!! I am laughing so Fantastic job!! I seek you out daily. Thank you LH!!