oblivion npc gets a new car (meme)

this is really stupid and i don't know why i made this

[SGCarter]

The door handle was poisoned by a lvl 80 alchemist. Instant unconsciousness.

[Saow]

This car consumed all her mana. She needs to level up.

[spiwolf]

Even her walk looks like it was animated.

[PizzaWharf]

When your not a high enough level for that gear

[linktothepassed]

At least for once it's an appropriate reaction

[ihaveproblems]

When the realization hits how much that insurance gonna' be though.

[SeanLain]

When you can't stop buying really nice gifts for someone that has a heart condition.

[kalmkoala]

At least she wasn't a brat who didn't appreciate it lol. I think we all want people to passout because the gift we gave them was so good.

[dbpgh]

So she ll be driving on our roadways!?!?!?

[vinegro]

You can poison her all you want, she's an essential character. She'll get back up any moment now and then cast a Minor Healing spell until her health is full again.

[severinsimonsen]

The dark brotherhood left her a poisoned apple which she consumed shortly before seeing her new carriage

[nisyturtle]

You Are Not High Enough Level To Ride This Mount

[nuovoalbergooperai]

a) the car fought back
b) there was a mudcrab inside, disgusting creatures they are
c) she was high on skooma
and btw, why walking barefoot on concr... skooma

[sasagrcevic]

"I cant pay for this car"
"Then pay with your blood!"

[tommydarko]

When you have severe anxiety and you try to function outside of the house.

[henrymonroe]

Damn that's great use of the paralyze spell

[joshkiddy]

I hope someone has this much appreciation for me one day

[CatchTheMarmosets]

Classic dark brotherhood contract right here, im assuming the player would receive a bonus upon poisoning the car door handle. 10/10

[Spacemaaan]

"You cant fast travel when there are enemies nearby." *Takes arrow to the knee**
"Ughhh"

[rickstevenson]

She passed out when she realized her parents only got her the base model.