What if EVERYONE had RANDOM inputs in Mario Party?

#asphaltlegendsunite #alupartner

I've created the stupidest bot to see what happens if all 4 players had random inputs in Mario Party Superstars.

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Hi there! I'm j0rts (Ben), and I like to explore mostly pointless things in video games while playing them in weird, unconventional ways.

Despite my name, this channel has nothing to do with jorts. In fact, I've never even worn a pair of jorts in my life. I just find the word fun to say... j o r t s.

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[thecdsupershow]

Randy: The main character.
Randolph: The cheerful one.
Randrew: The clumsy one.
Brandom: The smarter one.

[Lockirby]

Randy had his anime moment at the end. Meanwhile, Randrew's pile of random talents was pretty funny. He almost never won, but when he did, he destroyed everyone.

[Jackieness]

Randy: The OG
Brandom: The Tryhard
Randolph: The Underdog
Randrew: Just happy to be here

[MrAntennasTVTime]

Randy:
The man himself. He makes sure his cousins are ok and well, but also likes to get a little competitive to get everyone going.
Randolph: The quiet one of the bunch. He is nice and friendly, but definitely has things up his sleeve and a fortunes worth of secrets. Even so, he likes to hang out with his cousins and is still down to have a good time.
Randrew:
He’s just happy to be here. He doesn’t take much seriously, he just likes to mess around and have fun. He often focuses more on lifting everyone’s spirits up with his humor, and doesn’t exactly care about the idea of winning and losing. However, he is very sporty and athletic, and does focus a ton more when it’s related to sports. Even so, he often will put a smile on your face, even in the most intense or dire of situations.
Brandom:
The smart, competitive guy. He keeps everyone in shape, and takes pretty much everything seriously. Not as likable as the others, but does have some redeeming qualities. He can get selfish and/or arrogant at times, but he is still a nice guy, and is also open to help people out or do things with someone to make them feel better.

[izzybellyyy]

It may seem like the outcome is random, but you can tell that Randy was letting his cousins get ahead to boost their confidence. What a stand-up guy.

[Xep_ion]

randy: the leader
randolph: the stylish one
randrew: talented clutcher
brandom: skilled yet stressful

[DogWithWatermelonCap]

After this randrew went on to become an abstract artist and a football player and made millions

[TheBreadPirate]

I bet my life savings on Randrew.
WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE

[sublimefanaticsf]

Brandom had insane survival instincts. He wins every minigame consistent in not die.

[CausticFoil]

14:24 - Sir, a second Randy has bumped the tower.

[PercentImagination]

Its pretty funny that despite it all being random that there'd be one player so far behind the others for a while. Randrew tried his best.

[phoenixandy]

For some reason all four of them being Waluigi makes their characters incredibly endearing in a way

[RedFalconTV]

i cannot wait for the next episode where randy meets randrea and we are introduced to randy jr

[Speed_Of_Light]

Idea: 4 different types of random:
One that is just randy
One that holds a random button for a random time.
One that can press two at once
And another that waits a random time before pressing a random button.

Balance as necessary.

Apologies for using this just so you'll see it! But if everyone does that for attention, You profit!

[NinjaLobsterStudios]

I love how half of Brandom's massive pile of wins at the beginning are just him not pressing something for longer

[CarelessFoolFallsFlat]

I love how Randrew will fall on his face most times but will occasionally show some stunning competence. He's the Randerson that's most like a sitcom character.

[Amy-Rose_AR]

So wholesome! Randy is having some bonding moments with his cousins they're having so much fun running into walls and doing stuff that dont even make sense☺️

[artsyhoodies]

11:00
They're all a bit camera shy. How cute 🥺

[CobaltTJ]

Its weird how invested I got in wanting Randy to beat Brandom

[DuckieAM_viewing_chanel]

Randy: the main guy
Randolph: the excited one
Randrew: the lazy one.
Brandom: the smart one