Marvel Soft Reboots the X-men... Again

Marvel Soft Reboots the X-men... Again
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Art by Just Some Guy

Original trailer concept: Bleach Opening 01

Opening Music: "Enkon Hakuchuumu" by Sakagami Souichi - Copyright (C) 2015 Trial & Error/Sakagami Souichi All rights reserved.

End music: Satin Sugar by Huma-Huma

[MrSuperbeast]

"Why are y'all rehashing this again"

Marvel: We have nothing else left...

[enricopaolocoronado]

Marvel at this point isn't run by clowns, they're the entire circus.

[theblackprince]

I feel like Marvel has a addiction to reboots.

[BrownGaijin]

My eyes: Well, Jubille doesn't look like a raging bitch, wolverine has his claws back like before Fatal Attraction. Cyclops is firing in one direction and Havoc is firing in another direction. I'm going to look down a bit.

My brain: No you aren't.

JSG: This makes me think that someone in Marvel...

My ears: Yeah I hear one of the big girls might have gotten fired, and Marvel is trying to swim up before they drown...

My eyes: Iceman hopefully won't be gay, just to fill a checkbox. There's old Apocalyse and right below...

My brain: there is no below.

JSG: You looking at this pinup by...

My eyes: Yeah it's nice, but though something feels off-

My brain: No it doesn't!

JSG Just look...

My brain: No:

JSG: Just look at it!

My brain: NOOO!

JSG: ...bag of skittles...

My brain: Heh.

[duskyer]

It's like groundhog day, but it gets worse every time.

[bobisconsumed]

OBJECTION!!! If Marvel were to reboot X Men, itd be called “X-People.” And Magneto would be replaced by Leborn James.

[savagex]

He may be called Cyclops but it's his brother that's giving them the one eyed monster :P

[MajorCrisis]

...can we just let the comics die, and re-release the 90's cartoon as a Blueray boxed set?

[VespoLiveGaming]

Ignoring what happened in Hickman's books doesn't sound like a bad idea... goodbye ethno-statist plant zombie X-men.

[YeagerBomb-wwbn]

Anyone surprised by Marvel's screw ups at this point?

[michaelhorning]

"Ignoring what Hickman is doing” is a feature, not a bug.

[MrCarlosj]

Marvel has made their comics so worthless that I would buy a bag of dirt before I pick up an Xmen title ever again.

[russellj]

Did he just hit us with the Shawn Michaels "I'm just a sexy boy, im not your boy toy" WWF reference. lol.

[CorporateBillionaire]

The comic book industry is about to die. It will be completely erased soon.

[cobrakaicommander]

Too little too late, Marvel. Their reputation is now a turd that can't be flushed.

[JackPool-lqux]

Either they realized Woke X-Men was bad and fix it in this reboot or they’ll quintuple down and make the team gayer and worker ever.

[Dragonkid]

apparently, i'm as dense as a rock, because i honestly didn't see it, but that voiceover was hilarious

[tonycaponeycomics]

"Ah, shit. Here we go again..."
I'm good with the X-Men Legends video game, thank you, Marvel.

[Draiocht]

"Gayer than a bag if Skittles" is my new favorite thing. I've never heard that before.

[unshackledjester]

Not gonna lie....I didn't see it until pointed out. I was enjoying the vibe of the art now I cannot not see it....