Top 5 Ridiculous Conspiracy Theories

Bringing you the Top 5 most bizarre conspiracy theories of all time. It must be pretty scary to have lost touch with reality so completely.

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[TheChemistryShack]

Wait a second...
The title of this video has 31 letters and 1 number. 31-1 = 30. 30 divided by 5, which is the number of theories he discussed, is 6, while 30 times 5 is 150. 150+6 is 156.
What is significant about the year 156? It was a leap year! That started on a WEDNESDAY. Now there are 9 letters in the word wednesday, and W (the 1st letter) is the 24th letter of the alphabet. What's 9 times 24?  216!
You know what the area code is for the Cleveland Metroparks Zoo? 216.
And what is their major exhibit? Reptiles!
Unbelievable Hank---you've been a reptilian shape-shifter all along!

[saeedrazavi]

Hank: "I wish I could think of crazy stuff like that"
Also Hank: "Giant Samurai Robot Scuptures from Space named Carl"

[syvarris]

Hank, you missed the one where somehow on 9/11 they detonated a nuclear weapon in the basement, that always gets me.

[aeternalslime]

I want my gravestone to say "Illuminati, Satanist, Serious blood drinker, and reptilian shapeshifter"

[Comicsluvr]

I'd like to throw in the Flat Earthers for an Honorable Mention...

[BaronVonQuiply]

As a reptillian shapeshifter, let me assure you that there are no reptillian shapeshifters.

[WendigoPsycho]

I remember in third grade (about nine or ten years ago) wanting to learn more about history so I turned on the history channel.
Happened to tune into an episode of Ancient Aliens talking about Nazi UFO's and went to school convincing my classmates that the Germans had blueprints for UFOs in the 1930s.

[timgora]

If he only knew about the 2020s... he could make a movie and it's sequel with the amount of conspiracy theories

[brycepatties]

Several years ago, they did an experiment to see if they could communicate solely via vlog for an entire year. They did it, but they had developed such a following that they continue; sharing the bizarre, cool, and funny things they find, their musings as they travel, work, and live, and anything else. Being as Hank is science oriented, and John is liberal arts oriented, they can see the same event from different lenses, think about it differently, and help us think about it in a meaningful way.

[reNINTENDO]

I got an ad for some hollow earth, ancient alien underground city "documentary" before this. Google sure works quickly.

[sunriselg]

Most of those could be Doctor Who plots.

[akirasuzami]

The KFC sterilization one sounds like a comedy sketch.

[Fishhunter]

(picks up pen) shape....shifting, from the consillation Draco. (puts down pen) There! I think we have a new dr who monster.

[GalenMicheal]

Hey Hank. It's 2022 now. I've got some new ones for you.

[WrathOfMega]

I remember I knew a guy in middle school who not only BELIEVED the whole Apollo moon landing hoax thing, but vehemently debated it to me in science class WHILE WE WERE WATCHING THE MYTHBUSTERS EPISODE THAT DISPROVED IT!

[Hesse]

Great fun.
The KFC thing does have something right: Living on a KFC diet will lower fertility. Not just in black males, but in men and women regardless of skin color. At least if you eat plenty. The condition that causes it is called obesity. If you eat a lot, morbid obesity.

[maggiemauldin]

did anyone else want this to be like 10 conspiracies longer? I love this stuff :)

[catloveR]

I showed this to my dad because he believes in that last conspiracy. When Hank said ''if you don't find find these far fetched I recommend you see a therapist.' He cracked up.

[jamiewilliamson]

The nazi UFO one was cool, but I'm gonna try and top that.
The nazis had so many nukes that they didn't know how to get rid of them, so they sold them to Russia and the USA, but they still had 10million left, so they sold them to an alien race called the Zaffnogs in return for the US to be destroyed and then the cold war happened, then the Zaffnogs were about to destroy the US until the CIA made a deal with the Zaffnogs that they would not destroy them, in return for them to pretend the aliens didn't exist and conduct operations that the Zaffnogs wanted them to perform.

[AshRoyse]

I'm reading all of these comments about how the theories Hank recited are true, and that HE'S the ridiculous one.
I can't even begin to fathom how these crazy things equate perfectly in all of your minds.